How do I get molested by greys?

[I_Kicked_Kennedy]

So, I want to be abducted and sexually abused by aliens. I've been on pain medication for three days and I haven't poomped, so I figure a good probin' will unleash the pile.

I've been sniffing glue and meditating with Richard Marx blasting on my headphones while facing alpha centauri, with my dick on a skateboard,8,1

Nothing.  What|the|fupp?!

Is it because I don't have tin foil? All they sell is aluminum.  So, need help: How poomp? Where ET?

[Bruno]

On a scale of Aardvark to A Potatoe Named Gary, how much pain would you say you are in?

[Telarus]

The only time I ever saw 'the greys', I had ground up Amanita Muscaria w/ Psylocibe Cubensis.


I do not recommend this.





At All.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, I want to be abducted and sexually abused by aliens. I've been on pain medication for three days and I haven't poomped, so I figure a good probin' will unleash the pile.

I've been sniffing glue and meditating with Richard Marx blasting on my headphones while facing alpha centauri, with my dick on a skateboard,8,1

Nothing.  What|the|fupp?!

Is it because I don't have tin foil? All they sell is aluminum.  So, need help: How poomp? Where ET?

You haven't been drinking enough water, have you?

Pain meds + insufficient water = hospitalized for blockage.

[Ben Shapiro]

Fly to Houston, Texas, and lay butt naked on Montrose Downtown.

[minuspace]

So, I want to be abducted and sexually abused by aliens. I've been on pain medication for three days and I haven't poomped, so I figure a good probin' will unleash the pile.

I've been sniffing glue and meditating with Richard Marx blasting on my headphones while facing alpha centauri, with my dick on a skateboard,8,1

Nothing.  What|the|fupp?!

Is it because I don't have tin foil? All they sell is aluminum.  So, need help: How poomp? Where ET?

Voudootronically, set the board up with mountain gears, and use the foil to bury that which commeth from your other head upon the summit.  Headphones can help you concentrate and not notice the white haired grey in disguise behind you at that point.  I'm not judging about the centauri thing.  Then go back home and have a light dinner.  Remember to be well tucked in when you go to bed.

If your doctor agrees, a spoonful of Epsom in water can also go a long (sometimes way too long) way, otherwise, I don't know how that might interact with the Meds 

[I_Kicked_Kennedy]

So, I want to be abducted and sexually abused by aliens. I've been on pain medication for three days and I haven't poomped, so I figure a good probin' will unleash the pile.

I've been sniffing glue and meditating with Richard Marx blasting on my headphones while facing alpha centauri, with my dick on a skateboard,8,1

Nothing.  What|the|fupp?!

Is it because I don't have tin foil? All they sell is aluminum.  So, need help: How poomp? Where ET?

You haven't been drinking enough water, have you?

Pain meds + insufficient water = hospitalized for blockage.

Definitely a possibility. I'm going to get some of this water and drink it. Thank you for the tip

[Eukanuba]

I was recently speaking to somebody who seemed fairly normal but off-kilter enough that he might appreciate some angular thinking. I started talking about Grant Morrison and his Disinfo speech, the one where he talks about being abducted by aliens in Katmandu.

The guy I was talking to asked when this had happened, and I told him it was in 1994. He then looked very serious and told me that that sounded correct, because on all the evidence the aliens stopped abducting people around the year 2000.

I don't know how true this is, although I have met lizard people and big squid things on DMT and/or mushrooms, maybe they've got the contract now?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I was recently speaking to somebody who seemed fairly normal but off-kilter enough that he might appreciate some angular thinking. I started talking about Grant Morrison and his Disinfo speech, the one where he talks about being abducted by aliens in Katmandu.

The guy I was talking to asked when this had happened, and I told him it was in 1994. He then looked very serious and told me that that sounded correct, because on all the evidence the aliens stopped abducting people around the year 2000.

I don't know how true this is, although I have met lizard people and big squid things on DMT and/or mushrooms, maybe they've got the contract now?

[Cain]

The greys and the reptoids fell out after the Dulce base shootout.

I mean, geez, get with the time, people.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Fly to Houston, Texas, and lay butt naked on Montrose Downtown.

He doesn't want it packed in further, he wants it OUT.   

Enema. Or go to one of those colon cleansing places and report back to us. 

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Eat a bag of spinach and then drink three Pepsis. You'll be flushed clean in no time.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Or Jack In The Box "tacos". The ones they deep fry.

[Odibex Grallspice]

Sometimes you just have to reach in and pull it out    Do not however spend much time straining, that's how you get hemorrhoids. Learned that one the hard way 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Ew. 

Get it out (but not that way). People get diverticulitis and megacolon from stuff like that.