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'Butthurt' and being offended

Started by Dildo Argentino, November 03, 2013, 01:18:32 PM

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Count Chocula

#60
November 07, 2013, 12:10:57 AM
Miley Cyrus makes my butt hurt

Dildo Argentino

#61
November 07, 2013, 02:13:52 AM
Quote from: Delcon on November 07, 2013, 12:10:57 AM
Miley Cyrus makes my butt hurt

Quit braggin', lucky bastard!
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

LMNO

#62
November 07, 2013, 03:27:33 PM

Anna Mae Bollocks

#63
November 07, 2013, 05:50:20 PM
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#64
November 07, 2013, 05:57:52 PM
I forget...Where did the post in the background come from?   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#65
November 07, 2013, 06:04:01 PM
I think it was CU... But it really could be anyone.

The Good Reverend Roger

#66
November 07, 2013, 06:04:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 07, 2013, 06:04:01 PM
I think it was CU... But it really could be anyone.

Yeah, I think you're right on both counts.

I really should compile a "best of" thread.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#67
November 07, 2013, 06:40:53 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 07, 2013, 06:04:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 07, 2013, 06:04:01 PM
I think it was CU... But it really could be anyone.

Yeah, I think you're right on both counts.

I really should compile a "best of" thread.

Between those and the psycho mails, there's a BOOK. A fat book with chapter notes and citations.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#68
November 07, 2013, 06:51:17 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 07, 2013, 06:04:44 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 07, 2013, 06:04:01 PM
I think it was CU... But it really could be anyone.

Yeah, I think you're right on both counts.

I really should compile a "best of" thread.

YES.

Call it "The Song of My People".

I forgot about CU's epic, epic crazy butthurt post.  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#69
November 07, 2013, 06:51:45 PM
So today I woke up and the power was out. For no reason. For two hours.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#70
November 07, 2013, 06:58:59 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 07, 2013, 06:51:45 PM
So today I woke up and the power was out. For no reason. For two hours.

I was wondering where you were.

Oh, BTW, on the other site, I have Brian twisting in horrible little circles.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#71
November 07, 2013, 07:48:18 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 07, 2013, 06:58:59 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 07, 2013, 06:51:45 PM
So today I woke up and the power was out. For no reason. For two hours.

I was wondering where you were.

Oh, BTW, on the other site, I have Brian twisting in horrible little circles.

:lulz: OMG that's awesome.

I have spent my entire morning dealing with my childrens' school, which apparently has the following policy for dealing with parents when the power is out:

A. Don't contact them at all.
B. When the kids call home on their cell phones, inform the parents that they aren't accepting phone calls to release the kids; parents need to come in and physically sign them out.
C. When parents go to sign them out, refuse to acknowledge them in any way.

Meanwhile, I am half a chapter behind in chemistry due to being ill. Which, BTW, is also why I'll be gone for the rest of the day: I will be making up a missed lab.

On the upside: My chemistry professor, who early in the term expressed skepticism about my readiness for the class, emailed me to tell me that I got an A on the exam, which of course I did, chemistry is easy, not like that devil Biology which spins my head.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#72
November 07, 2013, 09:43:43 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 07, 2013, 07:48:18 PM
On the upside: My chemistry professor, who early in the term expressed skepticism about my readiness for the class, emailed me to tell me that I got an A on the exam,

Fuckin' toldja.

:banana:

Nigel can do ANYTHING.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#73
November 08, 2013, 06:35:03 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 07, 2013, 09:43:43 PM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 07, 2013, 07:48:18 PM
On the upside: My chemistry professor, who early in the term expressed skepticism about my readiness for the class, emailed me to tell me that I got an A on the exam,

Fuckin' toldja.

:banana:

Nigel can do ANYTHING.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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