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NM Governor Defends Anal Searches, "That's what you get for being a criminal"

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 07, 2013, 01:55:36 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

November 07, 2013, 01:55:36 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

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November 07, 2013, 02:02:43 AM
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Anna Mae Bollocks

#2
November 07, 2013, 04:31:13 AM
I should be  :argh!: but I'm all  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Ben Shapiro

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November 07, 2013, 04:57:52 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 07, 2013, 04:31:13 AM
I should be  :argh!: but I'm all  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

I was expecting the governor to say see nothing bad about them. *Anus search*

carnival

#4
November 07, 2013, 05:01:32 AM
Is that Bruce huggin Obama? Say it ain't so!

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
November 07, 2013, 02:13:25 PM
Quote from: carnival on November 07, 2013, 05:01:32 AM
Is that Bruce huggin Obama? Say it ain't so!

Is what hugging who?  Are you drunk or something?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Aucoq

#6
November 07, 2013, 02:42:49 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

trippinprincezz13

#7
November 07, 2013, 06:42:33 PM
Before you know it, it'll be mandatory daily cavity searches just to prove you shouldn't be arrested. After all, if you've not nothing to hide, you shouldn't be worried. Just doing your civic duty to keep the streets safe.
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

LMNO

#8
November 07, 2013, 06:43:10 PM
And then the populous was Goatse.

Anna Mae Bollocks

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November 07, 2013, 07:13:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 07, 2013, 06:43:10 PM
And then the populous was Goatse.

LMNO is on a roll today.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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November 08, 2013, 06:43:12 AM
 :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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