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THINGS THAT WON'T END WELL, PART XXXVIII

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 07, 2013, 03:15:10 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

November 07, 2013, 03:15:10 AM
http://www.iiicitadel.com/

:lulz:

QuoteThe Citadel is evolving as a planned community where residents are bound together by:

    Patriotism
    Pride in American Exceptionalism
    Our proud history of Liberty as defined by our Founding Fathers, and
    Physical preparedness to survive and prevail in the face of natural catastrophes — such as Hurricanes Sandy or Katrina — or man-made catastrophes such as a power grid failure or economic collapse.

The Citadel is not your typical planned community where the developer's objective is selling cookie-cutter homes at the highest possible profit-margin.

The Citadel is not profit-driven. The Citadel is Liberty-driven: specifically Thomas Jefferson's Rightful Liberty.

Marxists, Socialists, Liberals and Establishment Republicans will likely find that life in our community is incompatible with their existing ideology and preferred lifestyles.

DESCRIPTION: The Citadel Community will house between 3,500 and 7,000 patriotic American families who agree that being prepared for the emergencies of life and being proficient with the American icon of Liberty — the Rifle — are prudent measures. There will be no HOA. There will be no recycling police and no local ordinance enforcers from City Hall.

LOCATION: We are in the process of selecting the ideal location among the beautiful mountains of Idaho in the American Redoubt.

PROJECT LAUNCH: We plan to purchase the full site for the Citadel in 2013/2014, as soon as resources become available and a final site has been selected, and break ground soon after. Even before unveiling our national advertising campaign, more than 200 families have reserved space within our community!

WHY APPLY FOR RESIDENCE: If living in an affordable, safe, well-prepared, patriotic community where your children will be educated in school rather than indoctrinated appeals to you, consider the Citadel. Approved applicants receive a Lifetime Lease (paid off in only 30 years). No credit check. No background check. Zero down payment. Zero interest. Zero property taxes.

HOW TO APPLY: Simply read through the information here on our website. If you believe the Citadel is ideal for you and your family, complete our application. More of your questions may be answered at our FAQ page.

HOUSING DETAILS: All homes will be built of poured concrete for exceptional strength and durability. Your home will be built to your specs (details available at this website) with utilities stubbed to the interior. You select the facade for the exterior of your home. You are responsible for completing the interior of your home as you wish. You may choose to do the work yourself, or hire contractors. But every single detail, from paint to tiles to counters, is your choice.

If Liberty has been missing from the life of your family, consider the Citadel for your new home.

Didn't we see something like this recently?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
November 07, 2013, 03:16:04 AM
"All homes will be built with poured concrete."

Couldn't they just lease a prison?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
November 07, 2013, 03:17:34 AM
From the "About" page:

QuoteA minimum of one square mile will be protected within our wall and towers
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#3
November 07, 2013, 03:41:54 AM
Didn't Glenn Beck set up something like this. Definitely is familiar. I hope they get people in there. And cameras.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Ben Shapiro

#4
November 07, 2013, 05:00:10 AM
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAHAHH

Dildo Argentino

#5
November 07, 2013, 05:13:52 AM
Quote from: Alty on November 07, 2013, 03:41:54 AM
Didn't Glenn Beck set up something like this. Definitely is familiar. I hope they get people in there. And cameras.

I was thinking 'my kinda reality show' as well.
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Salty

#6
November 07, 2013, 05:23:21 AM
Quote from: holist on November 07, 2013, 05:13:52 AM
Quote from: Alty on November 07, 2013, 03:41:54 AM
Didn't Glenn Beck set up something like this. Definitely is familiar. I hope they get people in there. And cameras.

I was thinking 'my kinda reality show' as well.

I was thinking unwatchable and grotesque documentary.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#7
November 07, 2013, 06:07:28 AM
Are they going to actually build those walls and castle towers like the pic in the link, and sit there doing meth, poking assault rifles out of the slots and killing the neighbors cows because they thought the noise was the feds coming for them?  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

LMNO

#8
November 07, 2013, 01:59:10 PM
QuoteNo credit check. No background check. Zero down payment. Zero interest. Zero property taxes.


WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Eater of Clowns

#9
November 07, 2013, 02:08:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 07, 2013, 01:59:10 PM
QuoteNo credit check. No background check. Zero down payment. Zero interest. Zero property taxes.


WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

WITHIN THE LIBERTYWALLS AND FREEDOMSNIPERTOWERS, NOTHING!
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Junkenstein

#10
November 07, 2013, 02:10:04 PM
Surely this is the same idiot scheme as Becks? No one would try and replicate that insanity.

3500-7000 families within a single square mile. Armed.

The death toll will be quite impressive.

I wonder if there will be internet access. Seems like the kind of thing that could cause a bit of a rift.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
November 07, 2013, 02:11:01 PM
Quote from: Alty on November 07, 2013, 05:23:21 AM
Quote from: holist on November 07, 2013, 05:13:52 AM
Quote from: Alty on November 07, 2013, 03:41:54 AM
Didn't Glenn Beck set up something like this. Definitely is familiar. I hope they get people in there. And cameras.

I was thinking 'my kinda reality show' as well.

I was thinking unwatchable and grotesque documentary.

"Rescue teams were aghast.  Many required counseling."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#12
November 07, 2013, 02:11:55 PM
I'd like to see a gay couple apply for a residence.  Could be fun.

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
November 07, 2013, 02:12:30 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 07, 2013, 02:10:04 PM
Surely this is the same idiot scheme as Becks? No one would try and replicate that insanity.

This is about the 4th try in 3 years.  Fortunately for the po'buckers involved, nobody has managed to raise nearly enough money.

QuoteI wonder if there will be internet access.

Probably not.  The interbutts are full of liberalism and secular humanism.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#14
November 07, 2013, 02:33:54 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 07, 2013, 02:12:30 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on November 07, 2013, 02:10:04 PM
Surely this is the same idiot scheme as Becks? No one would try and replicate that insanity.

This is about the 4th try in 3 years.  Fortunately for the po'buckers involved, nobody has managed to raise nearly enough money.


HOW COULD THIS BE?  THEY'RE ALL PRE-RICH!
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