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Started by EK WAFFLR, November 07, 2013, 03:35:24 PM

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EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 07, 2013, 05:25:18 PM
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2013, 05:22:47 PM
QuoteCain was last seen pissing on Thatcher's grave, while holding the filth off with a broken mop handle.

A similar fate awaits whoever created Google's "let's verify everything by phone, but make it impossible to call a phone from one country while you're in another" feature.

Let me know when you get around to that.  I'll spend the entire day before eating vindaloo and cabbage.

I hear kale is popular these days. Should be a good substitution for cabbage, too.
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EK WAFFLR

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 07, 2013, 05:25:31 PM
I almost accidentally my own suicide.

Some new troll isn't even making the slightest effort to entertain us :argh!:

Glad it's only almost!

Who's the troll?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Cain

Wafflesomethingorother

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 06:59:53 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 07, 2013, 05:25:31 PM
I almost accidentally my own suicide.

Some new troll isn't even making the slightest effort to entertain us :argh!:

Glad it's only almost!

Who's the troll?

Carnival, I think.

Hostility troll.  Nothing special.
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EK WAFFLR

Ah. Sucks. I was hopping for a proper troll.
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P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 07:31:30 PM
Ah. Sucks. I was hopping for a proper troll.

Me too. Hence the  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

EK WAFFLR

Patience. Hopefully a worthwhile troll will show up here.
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LMNO

Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 06:59:53 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 07, 2013, 05:25:31 PM
I almost accidentally my own suicide.

Some new troll isn't even making the slightest effort to entertain us :argh!:

Glad it's only almost!

Who's the troll?
Quote from: Cain on November 07, 2013, 07:26:02 PM
Wafflesomethingorother

EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Nephew Twiddleton

I planned out the rest of my semesters at Bunker Hill, had to scrap it, redo it, went holy shit, I might be able to do it better and redid it again as a best possible scenario thing.

I've also decided to pursue a doctorate after I get my BS in Biology.

Also, I have a moustache, but you were aware of that fact.
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Nephew Twiddleton

Oh! Bearman and Jewcat came to visit Boston, which they plan on making their home, and they met me and LMNO. Gogira would have been there but her phone was dead.
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carnival

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 07, 2013, 05:25:31 PM
I almost accidentally my own suicide.

Some new troll isn't even making the slightest effort to entertain us :argh!:

:lulz:


Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: carnival on November 07, 2013, 11:59:58 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on November 07, 2013, 05:25:31 PM
I almost accidentally my own suicide.

Some new troll isn't even making the slightest effort to entertain us :argh!:

:lulz:

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Sentence or sentence fragment pending

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TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS