Hi.

[EK WAFFLR]

Patience. Hopefully a worthwhile troll will show up here.

I think all the good ones died.

There has to be someone left, somewhere.

[Dildo Argentino]

I'm actually not here to troll.

That's what YOU think.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm actually not here to troll.

Well, communication is a funny thing; we can't tell what's going on in your head, so we have to go by what you say and do.  If you walk in acting like a jerk, people will naturally assume you are a troll or a jerk, because we simply have no idea what an exceptional and special snowflake you actually are.

Just saying.  You're going to act the way you're going to act anyway, I just thought I'd mention it.  I mean, I'm a big fat jerk and I don't pretend otherwise, but you may not want all the fun and excitement that comes along with that sort of Holiness™.  It's like having a bag of assburger stapled to your face every time you log in.

[Salty]

I'm actually not here to troll.

Whome?

[carnival]

Well I don't take any of you phaggots seriously. I just thought I'd show you the same kind of love I received when I got here, for fun.

Edit for more: I know you guys have a tight little family here, sorry if me being here makes you uncomfortable. Or not.

[Dildo Argentino]

Well I don't take any of you phaggots seriously. I just thought I'd show you the same kind of love I received when I got here, for fun.

Edit for more: I know you guys have a tight little family here, sorry if me being here makes you uncomfortable. Or not.

YEah! You make me fucking uncomfortable all right!

But hang on... I think this here is your net contribution so far:

I take life less seriously then ALL the people.

Well I don't take any of you phaggots seriously. I just thought I'd show you the same kind of love I received when I got here, for fun.

Edit for more: I know you guys have a tight little family here, sorry if me being here makes you uncomfortable. Or not.

I like your shit OP.

So the question that comes to mind is.... AND?

[carnival]

Why are you mad? 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Waffles, you have to friend me so I can point out all the awful things that have been done in the name of atheism and rationalism. Because it turns out people do awful things to other people using all KINDS of excuses.

I thought I already had?

You probably friended my other me, who hasn't been on in a coon's age.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Patience. Hopefully a worthwhile troll will show up here.

I think all the good ones died.

There has to be someone left, somewhere.

We can only hope.

And if one is found, we need to get a tissue sample so that we can clone it.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'm actually not here to troll.

That's what YOU think.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Dear Carnival: We pretty much all hate each other, but we're good at it. And you can too.

[Dildo Argentino]

Why are you mad? 

And here's me thinking I was expressing playful curiosity.

My bad.

[carnival]

Dear Carnival: We pretty much all hate each other, but we're good at it. And you can too.

Well yeah, I figured that's how things were..

I have no hard feelings about this.

And here's me thinking I was expressing playful curiosity.

My bad.

I dunno, I just read "mad mad mad mad mad mad" from your post.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm actually not here to troll.

Well, communication is a funny thing; we can't tell what's going on in your head, so we have to go by what you say and do.  If you walk in acting like a jerk, people will naturally assume you are a troll or a jerk, because we simply have no idea what an exceptional and special snowflake you actually are.

Just saying.  You're going to act the way you're going to act anyway, I just thought I'd mention it.  I mean, I'm a big fat jerk and I don't pretend otherwise, but you may not want all the fun and excitement that comes along with that sort of Holiness™.  It's like having a bag of assburger stapled to your face every time you log in.

Respond with appropriate faced characters. Too many words, not enough face.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I'm actually not here to troll.

That's what YOU think.

Stop being cool, holist! Dammit!