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Started by EK WAFFLR, November 07, 2013, 03:35:24 PM

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#45
November 08, 2013, 01:36:29 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 01:15:08 AM
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 07:59:00 PM
Patience. Hopefully a worthwhile troll will show up here.

I think all the good ones died.

There has to be someone left, somewhere.
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#46
November 08, 2013, 03:15:23 AM
Quote from: carnival on November 08, 2013, 01:09:13 AM
I'm actually not here to troll.

That's what YOU think.
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

The Good Reverend Roger

#47
November 08, 2013, 03:33:05 AM
Quote from: carnival on November 08, 2013, 01:09:13 AM
I'm actually not here to troll.

Well, communication is a funny thing; we can't tell what's going on in your head, so we have to go by what you say and do.  If you walk in acting like a jerk, people will naturally assume you are a troll or a jerk, because we simply have no idea what an exceptional and special snowflake you actually are.

Just saying.  You're going to act the way you're going to act anyway, I just thought I'd mention it.  I mean, I'm a big fat jerk and I don't pretend otherwise, but you may not want all the fun and excitement that comes along with that sort of Holiness™.  It's like having a bag of assburger stapled to your face every time you log in.
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#48
November 08, 2013, 03:54:00 AM
Quote from: carnival on November 08, 2013, 01:09:13 AM
I'm actually not here to troll.

Whome?
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carnival

#49
November 08, 2013, 04:41:04 AM Last Edit: November 08, 2013, 04:43:31 AM by carnival
Well I don't take any of you phaggots seriously. I just thought I'd show you the same kind of love I received when I got here, for fun.

Edit for more: I know you guys have a tight little family here, sorry if me being here makes you uncomfortable. Or not.

Dildo Argentino

#50
November 08, 2013, 05:00:53 AM
Quote from: carnival on November 08, 2013, 04:41:04 AM
Well I don't take any of you phaggots seriously. I just thought I'd show you the same kind of love I received when I got here, for fun.

Edit for more: I know you guys have a tight little family here, sorry if me being here makes you uncomfortable. Or not.

YEah! You make me fucking uncomfortable all right!

But hang on... I think this here is your net contribution so far:

I take life less seriously then ALL the people.

Well I don't take any of you phaggots seriously. I just thought I'd show you the same kind of love I received when I got here, for fun.

Edit for more: I know you guys have a tight little family here, sorry if me being here makes you uncomfortable. Or not.

I like your shit OP.

So the question that comes to mind is.... AND?
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

carnival

#51
November 08, 2013, 05:21:23 AM
Why are you mad?  :?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#52
November 08, 2013, 05:28:38 AM
Quote from: Waffleman on November 08, 2013, 01:35:21 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 01:30:44 AM
Waffles, you have to friend me so I can point out all the awful things that have been done in the name of atheism and rationalism. Because it turns out people do awful things to other people using all KINDS of excuses.

I thought I already had?

You probably friended my other me, who hasn't been on in a coon's age.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#53
November 08, 2013, 05:29:27 AM
Quote from: Waffleman on November 08, 2013, 01:36:29 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 01:15:08 AM
Quote from: Waffleman on November 07, 2013, 07:59:00 PM
Patience. Hopefully a worthwhile troll will show up here.

I think all the good ones died.

There has to be someone left, somewhere.

We can only hope.

And if one is found, we need to get a tissue sample so that we can clone it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#54
November 08, 2013, 05:29:46 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#55
November 08, 2013, 05:31:03 AM
Dear Carnival: We pretty much all hate each other, but we're good at it. And you can too.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dildo Argentino

#56
November 08, 2013, 05:37:27 AM
Quote from: carnival on November 08, 2013, 05:21:23 AM
Why are you mad?  :?

And here's me thinking I was expressing playful curiosity.

My bad.
Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

carnival

#57
November 08, 2013, 05:54:18 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 08, 2013, 05:31:03 AM
Dear Carnival: We pretty much all hate each other, but we're good at it. And you can too.

Well yeah, I figured that's how things were..

I have no hard feelings about this.

Quote from: holist on November 08, 2013, 05:37:27 AM
And here's me thinking I was expressing playful curiosity.

My bad.

I dunno, I just read "mad mad mad mad mad mad" from your post.

Nephew Twiddleton

#58
November 08, 2013, 05:56:49 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 08, 2013, 03:33:05 AM
Quote from: carnival on November 08, 2013, 01:09:13 AM
I'm actually not here to troll.

Well, communication is a funny thing; we can't tell what's going on in your head, so we have to go by what you say and do.  If you walk in acting like a jerk, people will naturally assume you are a troll or a jerk, because we simply have no idea what an exceptional and special snowflake you actually are.

Just saying.  You're going to act the way you're going to act anyway, I just thought I'd mention it.  I mean, I'm a big fat jerk and I don't pretend otherwise, but you may not want all the fun and excitement that comes along with that sort of Holiness™.  It's like having a bag of assburger stapled to your face every time you log in.

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Nephew Twiddleton

#59
November 08, 2013, 05:57:30 AM
Quote from: holist on November 08, 2013, 03:15:23 AM
Quote from: carnival on November 08, 2013, 01:09:13 AM
I'm actually not here to troll.

That's what YOU think.

Stop being cool, holist! Dammit!
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