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SUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, November 10, 2013, 09:54:48 PM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

My phone is lost in Providence :(

Suu

It's not lost, it's just on a spiritual journey.


...No really, we have a severely high phone theft rate in the city. They put one of those damn phone ATMs in Providence Place, and now people can simply lift your phone and then go get cash for it. In all their idiocity though, their fingerprints and ID are scanned.
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