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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

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SUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, November 10, 2013, 09:54:48 PM

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Q. G. Pennyworth

November 10, 2013, 09:54:48 PM
My phone is lost in Providence :(

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November 11, 2013, 01:47:53 AM
It's not lost, it's just on a spiritual journey.


...No really, we have a severely high phone theft rate in the city. They put one of those damn phone ATMs in Providence Place, and now people can simply lift your phone and then go get cash for it. In all their idiocity though, their fingerprints and ID are scanned.
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