PI with Malice Aforethought: CPD

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Milgram Porn
The buck never stops...

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Everything is fine Payne, really. No need to get so anxious. Here, darling, have a mint julep. Little Billy has a certain way with them, I think you'll find. They're absolutely delicious, aren't they Little Billy? Perhaps it's the way his poor hands and their spastic twitches agitate the alcohol. Or the taste of his tears with the bourbon and spearmint?

Anyway, they're divine. Relax. Want to watch some TV?

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Little Billy lives.
Well, kind of...

Balls.  That little bastard got smashed flat by Jimmy Walnuts' crew, just for spitting in the road.

You know what this means, don't you?

CPD is the afterlife.

My mansion is just like the ones in Heaven, only more tastefully decorated. And the only harp strings you'll find are in the toy chest of the play room.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

CPD is scary enough without this addition to the mythology.

Thanks Roger. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight and I'm going to be cranky all the way through my 16 1/2 hour coach journey. Which will disturb Pixie. Which will cause the destruction of much of the right coast of England.

O Roger, what hast thou wrought!

It is not the business of Holy Men™ to remain silent, or to tell pleasing lies.

Tell that to the Vatican

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

CPD is scary enough without this addition to the mythology.

Thanks Roger. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight and I'm going to be cranky all the way through my 16 1/2 hour coach journey. Which will disturb Pixie. Which will cause the destruction of much of the right coast of England.

O Roger, what hast thou wrought!

It is not the business of Holy Men™ to remain silent, or to tell pleasing lies.

Tell that to the Vatican

Wrong kind of holy, darling.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

The Vatican
Your one-stop shop for silence and pleasing lies!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

The Vatican
Your one-stop shop for silence and pleasing lies!

You know, I've been thinking. I bet you'd look fabulous in a speedo. Do you like bourbon?

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

think less "fabulous" and more.....squamous i believe is the proper term.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

think less "fabulous" and more.....squamous i believe is the proper term.

Hmm-hmm. You should try one on. I've a matching choker. And Little Billy has been looking a little lonely, lately. When he's conscious.

[Chelagoras The Boulder]

see, you say that, but you haven't considered the horror of actually seeing me in a speedo. Be careful what you wish for

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

see, you say that, but you haven't considered the horror of actually seeing me in a speedo. Be careful what you wish for

Pish-posh. I'm past being horrified and it will be a good weapon to use against the ill-mannered. Also, Little Billy needs a change of scenery.