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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 13, 2013, 03:47:21 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
November 13, 2013, 07:09:27 PM
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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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#16
November 13, 2013, 07:18:30 PM
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#17
November 13, 2013, 07:20:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 13, 2013, 07:06:00 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 13, 2013, 07:04:58 PM
Little Billy lives.
Well, kind of...

Balls.  That little bastard got smashed flat by Jimmy Walnuts' crew, just for spitting in the road.

You know what this means, don't you?

CPD is the afterlife.
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Payne

#18
November 13, 2013, 07:43:12 PM
CPD is scary enough without this addition to the mythology.

Thanks Roger. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight and I'm going to be cranky all the way through my 16 1/2 hour coach journey. Which will disturb Pixie. Which will cause the destruction of much of the right coast of England.

O Roger, what hast thou wrought!

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
November 13, 2013, 07:44:06 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 13, 2013, 07:43:12 PM
CPD is scary enough without this addition to the mythology.

Thanks Roger. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight and I'm going to be cranky all the way through my 16 1/2 hour coach journey. Which will disturb Pixie. Which will cause the destruction of much of the right coast of England.

O Roger, what hast thou wrought!

It is not the business of Holy Men™ to remain silent, or to tell pleasing lies.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#20
November 13, 2013, 07:44:58 PM
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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

#21
November 13, 2013, 07:45:28 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 13, 2013, 07:44:06 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 13, 2013, 07:43:12 PM
CPD is scary enough without this addition to the mythology.

Thanks Roger. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight and I'm going to be cranky all the way through my 16 1/2 hour coach journey. Which will disturb Pixie. Which will cause the destruction of much of the right coast of England.

O Roger, what hast thou wrought!

It is not the business of Holy Men™ to remain silent, or to tell pleasing lies.

This I know.

But won't somebody please think of Norwich?

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
November 13, 2013, 07:46:11 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 13, 2013, 07:45:28 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 13, 2013, 07:44:06 PM
Quote from: Payne on November 13, 2013, 07:43:12 PM
CPD is scary enough without this addition to the mythology.

Thanks Roger. Now I won't be able to sleep tonight and I'm going to be cranky all the way through my 16 1/2 hour coach journey. Which will disturb Pixie. Which will cause the destruction of much of the right coast of England.

O Roger, what hast thou wrought!

It is not the business of Holy Men™ to remain silent, or to tell pleasing lies.

This I know.

But won't somebody please think of Norwich?

No.  Those Morris-dancing bastards deserve whatever happens to them, which can't possibly be as bad as something I just thought of.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

P3nT4gR4m

#23
November 13, 2013, 07:48:08 PM
Fuck the right coast of england - it's been weighing us down for years. When it's removed, scotland will be one step closer to our dream of being the first airborne nation on earth

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#24
November 13, 2013, 07:48:28 PM
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#25
November 13, 2013, 07:50:32 PM
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Don't you touch that dial ... nah, just kidding!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
November 13, 2013, 07:53:18 PM
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Shut up.  You know you like it.

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Just like the good old days.

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We really had no choice, did we?

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Because YOU demanded it.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#27
November 13, 2013, 07:55:55 PM
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Just following orders.

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
November 13, 2013, 07:56:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 13, 2013, 07:55:55 PM
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Don't be a sissy.

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Big boys don't cry.

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Slut.

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Just following orders.

Winner.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#29
November 13, 2013, 08:40:15 PM
From http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,35746.msg1311431.html#msg1311431

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