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Adventures with Gogira's phone in Providence!
« on: November 13, 2013, 08:20:13 pm »
"Oh woe!" Gogira exclaimed, "My phone! I have left it in PROVIDENCE! Whatever shall I do?"

"Don't you worry!" Said Suu, "I'll get it for you!"

And so I did. And we became fast friends:



Welcome to Providence, Gogira's phone!



I wish we could have more fun, but I have to go to school.



Let's surf PD in the library, okay? Okay.



Thanks for the coffee, Gogira's phone! Rhode Island runs on Dunkin! Snarf!



Let's go to political science class together!



Time to go home on the RIPTA bus!



Tonight sucked. Let's drink some Portuguese Vinho Verde...



...And order some silk for work.



Here, meet my fishies!



Time for bed, let me tuck you in.



Rise and shine, it's time for me to send you home, but first, coffee! And a great shot of my badly damaged coffee table!



It's cold out, let me wrap you up, and send you with some vintage sewing notions I don't need. Including bra straps and garter snaps, for no reason what so ever. Goodbye, Gogira's phone!




I lead a very boring life. :/

« Last Edit: November 13, 2013, 08:27:55 pm by Suu »
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Re: Adventures with Gogira's phone in Providence!
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2013, 08:23:06 pm »
 :lulz:

Now for the ransom demands.
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Re: Adventures with Gogira's phone in Providence!
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2013, 08:25:40 pm »
:lulz:

Now for the ransom demands.

$5.80. Plus the coffee.
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Re: Adventures with Gogira's phone in Providence!
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2013, 08:31:08 pm »
I liked it!
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Re: Adventures with Gogira's phone in Providence!
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2013, 08:33:53 pm »
I will confess to being a good person and not turning it on and taking nakey pics. Nobody needs to see THAT. Either way, it's headed back to the Northshore with some special notes on customs declaration forms. Because Massachusetts is another country.
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Re: Adventures with Gogira's phone in Providence!
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2013, 08:34:50 pm »
I will confess to being a good person and not turning it on and taking nakey pics. Nobody needs to see THAT. Either way, it's headed back to the Northshore with some special notes on customs declaration forms. Because Massachusetts is another country.

For some reason I just got an image in my head of EoC as Mr. McFeeley.
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Re: Adventures with Gogira's phone in Providence!
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2013, 08:37:34 pm »
I will confess to being a good person and not turning it on and taking nakey pics. Nobody needs to see THAT. Either way, it's headed back to the Northshore with some special notes on customs declaration forms. Because Massachusetts is another country.

For some reason I just got an image in my head of EoC as Mr. McFeeley.

He could rock that uniform.
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Re: Adventures with Gogira's phone in Providence!
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2013, 08:40:12 pm »
I will confess to being a good person and not turning it on and taking nakey pics. Nobody needs to see THAT. Either way, it's headed back to the Northshore with some special notes on customs declaration forms. Because Massachusetts is another country.

For some reason I just got an image in my head of EoC as Mr. McFeeley.

He could rock that uniform.

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Re: Adventures with Gogira's phone in Providence!
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2013, 08:41:33 pm »
:spittake:
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Re: Adventures with Gogira's phone in Providence!
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2013, 08:55:45 pm »
I will confess to being a good person and not turning it on and taking nakey pics. Nobody needs to see THAT. Either way, it's headed back to the Northshore with some special notes on customs declaration forms. Because Massachusetts is another country.

For some reason I just got an image in my head of EoC as Mr. McFeeley.

He could rock that uniform.

Hell yeah I could.
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Re: Adventures with Gogira's phone in Providence!
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2013, 08:57:30 pm »
I will confess to being a good person and not turning it on and taking nakey pics. Nobody needs to see THAT. Either way, it's headed back to the Northshore with some special notes on customs declaration forms. Because Massachusetts is another country.

For some reason I just got an image in my head of EoC as Mr. McFeeley.

He could rock that uniform.

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Hell yeah I could do.

 :lulz:
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Re: Adventures with Gogira's phone in Providence!
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2013, 11:36:53 pm »
The kids think this is hilarious. The husband has informed me that this entire forum is full of retards.

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« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2013, 11:52:18 pm »
The kids think this is hilarious. The husband has informed me that this entire forum is full of retards.

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Re: Adventures with Gogira's phone in Providence!
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2013, 12:04:07 am »
Got no brain, got no sense, right?

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« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2013, 12:30:39 am »
The kids think this is hilarious. The husband has informed me that this entire forum is full of retards.

He's just jealous. :P
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