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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 14, 2013, 05:25:44 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

November 14, 2013, 05:25:44 PM
Al, my chief electrician, just had his pants spontaneously fly apart, on his left leg halfway down his thigh.

EITHER

      Nigel is correct about Tucson

OR

      Al is very popular with the ladies.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#1
November 14, 2013, 05:27:51 PM
Both?

Nephew Twiddleton

#2
November 14, 2013, 06:17:51 PM
How is that even possible?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
November 14, 2013, 06:21:07 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 14, 2013, 06:17:51 PM
How is that even possible?

We're not sure.  One minute he's just standing there, and the next minute one of his pant legs falls down, cleanly separated all the way around.

YOU TELL ME. 

Maybe it's fucking aliens or something.  Maybe it's just TUCSON, and the normal rules simply DON'T APPLY.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#4
November 14, 2013, 06:28:58 PM
Or his past dimly resembled Magic Mike.


LMNO
-watched it. Worth it for the naked Olivia Munn scene.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
November 14, 2013, 06:29:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 14, 2013, 06:28:58 PM
Or his past dimly resembled Magic Mike.


LMNO
-watched it. Worth it for the naked Olivia Munn scene.

What is it?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#6
November 14, 2013, 06:59:44 PM
Female Gaze rom-com movie about male strippers.

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
November 14, 2013, 07:00:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 14, 2013, 06:59:44 PM
Female Gaze rom-com movie about male strippers.

Oh, okay.  I don't think that's it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
November 15, 2013, 05:14:11 AM
UNINHABITABLE.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
November 15, 2013, 03:51:17 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#10
November 15, 2013, 03:56:54 PM
If it isn't Tucson, it's Nessies.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

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