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I just came to a terrifying realization.

Started by Nephew Twiddleton, November 14, 2013, 06:07:44 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

November 14, 2013, 06:07:44 PM
We know but two things about hirley- he writes real funny with some recent noticeably standard posts here and there which is terrifying enough in its strangeness
And
Hes a perpetual college student.
So what the hell do his classnotes and papers look like?
Ive recieved a vision of a portland full of adjunct professors driven mad by impossible geometries misaligned stars and unspeakable ancient horrors merely glimpsed.
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LMNO

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November 14, 2013, 06:22:02 PM
Cthulhu Goes To College: starring Seth Rogan as the Mad Arab!

Nephew Twiddleton

#2
November 14, 2013, 06:25:10 PM
Gotta admit i would watch that
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The Good Reverend Roger

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November 14, 2013, 06:40:08 PM
I told you guys about Hirley0 YEARS from now, and you wouldn't listen, and now it's TOO EARLY.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

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November 14, 2013, 06:44:45 PM
Shit hirley has reversed cause and effect too? We got to make sure after the fact that he never took those physics classes! We must postvent the hirlocalypse!
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The Good Reverend Roger

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November 14, 2013, 06:45:44 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 14, 2013, 06:44:45 PM
Shit hirley has reversed cause and effect too?

No, HE is the RIGHT way around, and WE are the WRONG way around.

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We got to make sure after the fact that he never took those physics classes! We must postvent the hirlocalypse!

WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WRITE THE COURSE CONTENT?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#6
November 14, 2013, 06:50:01 PM
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HEAD EXPLODE EMOTE. OH SHIT IT DOESNT EXIST YET BECAUSE ITS IN THE PAST.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#7
November 14, 2013, 06:58:23 PM
This explains much. Im sitting next to an elderly man loudly playing songs from the late 1950s early 1960s on his smart phone. Time just got all stretchy in boston.
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November 14, 2013, 06:59:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 14, 2013, 06:58:23 PM
This explains much. Im sitting next to an elderly man loudly playing songs from the late 1950s early 1960s on his smart phone. Time just got all stretchy in boston.

WELCOME
TO TUCSON
PUNY HUMAN
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#9
November 14, 2013, 07:03:46 PM
Im in tucson? That means only one thing. Hirley had to kill me because i knew too much.
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TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

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November 14, 2013, 07:05:56 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on November 14, 2013, 07:03:46 PM
Im in tucson? That means only one thing. Hirley had to kill me because i knew too much.

Hirley0 doesn't kill people, so much as he makes them un-happen.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#11
November 14, 2013, 07:11:38 PM
Damn. My existence was postvented. Ill see you at the meetrack then.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
November 15, 2013, 05:10:03 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 14, 2013, 06:40:08 PM
I told you guys about Hirley0 YEARS from now, and you wouldn't listen, and now it's TOO EARLY.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#13
November 15, 2013, 05:20:13 AM
Quote from: Mrs. Nigelson on November 15, 2013, 05:10:03 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on November 14, 2013, 06:40:08 PM
I told you guys about Hirley0 YEARS from now, and you wouldn't listen, and now it's TOO EARLY.

:lulz:

Honestly, I think this should be newsfeed. So the newbs know beforafter it happens to them too.
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