What color is your mood?

[Salty]

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Red.

Pissed off.  Resentful.  Foul.

Neither of your pics is accurate.  Think "flat spin".

[Salty]

 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well, here's the thing:  I tend to be a little indulgent with people I care about.  Sometimes that says "Here, go ahead and use me as your Goddamn scratching post when you're having a bad fucking day".

And I happened to catch that from multiple different directions over the last couple of days.

And not in an "ARG, I'M SCREECHING AND YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE HANDY" kind of way.  More with contempt.  In every case.

So, you know, fuck these people.

[Salty]

That sucks, I'm sorry to hear it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That sucks, I'm sorry to hear it.

Well, you know.  Shit happens.  And I'm tired of being given the back of the fucking hand by everyone and their fucking dog.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This worked out, by the way, Alty.  Turns out it was exhaustion on the part of the other person.

[Salty]

That's good. Well, not good, but better than malicious intent or apathy.

[Dildo Argentino]

Well, here's the thing:  I tend to be a little indulgent with people I care about.  Sometimes that says "Here, go ahead and use me as your Goddamn scratching post when you're having a bad fucking day".

And I happened to catch that from multiple different directions over the last couple of days.

And not in an "ARG, I'M SCREECHING AND YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE HANDY" kind of way.  More with contempt.  In every case.

So, you know, fuck these people.

People you care about treat you with what you perceive to be contempt. With some regularity.

So fuck'em, you say.

Right.

Still not passive-aggressive, still bemused.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well, here's the thing:  I tend to be a little indulgent with people I care about.  Sometimes that says "Here, go ahead and use me as your Goddamn scratching post when you're having a bad fucking day".

And I happened to catch that from multiple different directions over the last couple of days.

And not in an "ARG, I'M SCREECHING AND YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE HANDY" kind of way.  More with contempt.  In every case.

So, you know, fuck these people.

People you care about treat you with what you perceive to be contempt. With some regularity.

So fuck'em, you say.

Right.

Still not passive-aggressive, still bemused.

Okay, Holist.  Just remember:  This is what you wanted.

[Dildo Argentino]

Well, here's the thing:  I tend to be a little indulgent with people I care about.  Sometimes that says "Here, go ahead and use me as your Goddamn scratching post when you're having a bad fucking day".

And I happened to catch that from multiple different directions over the last couple of days.

And not in an "ARG, I'M SCREECHING AND YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE HANDY" kind of way.  More with contempt.  In every case.

So, you know, fuck these people.

People you care about treat you with what you perceive to be contempt. With some regularity.

So fuck'em, you say.

Right.

Still not passive-aggressive, still bemused.

Okay, Holist.  Just remember:  This is what you wanted.

Well lay it on!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well, here's the thing:  I tend to be a little indulgent with people I care about.  Sometimes that says "Here, go ahead and use me as your Goddamn scratching post when you're having a bad fucking day".

And I happened to catch that from multiple different directions over the last couple of days.

And not in an "ARG, I'M SCREECHING AND YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE HANDY" kind of way.  More with contempt.  In every case.

So, you know, fuck these people.

People you care about treat you with what you perceive to be contempt. With some regularity.

So fuck'em, you say.

Right.

Still not passive-aggressive, still bemused.

Okay, Holist.  Just remember:  This is what you wanted.

Well lay it on!

Oh, I plan to.  Forever.

But the real irony here is that a short-term maritial problem is being attacked by a guy who failed at his marriage, then found "the ideal wife", which - judging from your attidude - means she has Down's Syndrome or something.

[Dildo Argentino]

Well, here's the thing:  I tend to be a little indulgent with people I care about.  Sometimes that says "Here, go ahead and use me as your Goddamn scratching post when you're having a bad fucking day".

And I happened to catch that from multiple different directions over the last couple of days.

And not in an "ARG, I'M SCREECHING AND YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE HANDY" kind of way.  More with contempt.  In every case.

So, you know, fuck these people.

People you care about treat you with what you perceive to be contempt. With some regularity.

So fuck'em, you say.

Right.

Still not passive-aggressive, still bemused.

Okay, Holist.  Just remember:  This is what you wanted.

Well lay it on!

Oh, I plan to.  Forever.

But the real irony here is that a short-term maritial problem is being attacked by a guy who failed at his marriage, then found "the ideal wife", which - judging from your attidude - means she has Down's Syndrome or something.

Let's just not forget who is actually doing the judging there. Toddler-spanker, is that you?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Let's just not forget who is actually doing the judging there. Toddler-spanker, is that you?

Yep.  Sure as hell is.

Now, do you beat your mentally defective wife, Holist?  You know, when she has continence issues?

I bet you do.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My mood is now nice and bright, because I now have a new chew toy.