ATTN ANY EX-PDers WHO ARE ALSO BABIES.

[Salty]

Man, I was really hoping to pick a fight, ITT.

FUCK YOU, YOU COCKWOMBLE!

MAY YOU BE AFFLICTED BY PROJECTILE OCCULAR HERPES FOR AN INDETERMINATE SPAN OF TIME!

That's better.


FUCK YOUR OWN ASS WITH A 40 FOOT CAN OF PISS YOURSELF!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Man, I was really hoping to pick a fight, ITT.

FUCK YOU, YOU COCKWOMBLE!

MAY YOU BE AFFLICTED BY PROJECTILE OCCULAR HERPES FOR AN INDETERMINATE SPAN OF TIME!

That's better.


FUCK YOUR OWN ASS WITH A 40 FOOT CAN OF PISS YOURSELF!

[Payne]

Man, I was really hoping to pick a fight, ITT.

FUCK YOU, YOU COCKWOMBLE!

MAY YOU BE AFFLICTED BY PROJECTILE OCCULAR HERPES FOR AN INDETERMINATE SPAN OF TIME!

That's better.


FUCK YOUR OWN ASS WITH A 40 FOOT CAN OF PISS YOURSELF!

I'M GOING TO JAM A PINE UP YOUR ASS AND WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING I'M GOING TO TELL THEM A "SERVICE TO MANKIND THIS GUY IS A SHITSPACKLED POST STAG PARTY MATTRESS AND ALSO THIS YEARS ANGEL, ENJOY YOUR CHRISTMAS!"

[Cainad (dec.)]

I was wrong before I even formed any opinions! (But that's clearly Payne's fault.)

[Salty]

Man, I was really hoping to pick a fight, ITT.

FUCK YOU, YOU COCKWOMBLE!

MAY YOU BE AFFLICTED BY PROJECTILE OCCULAR HERPES FOR AN INDETERMINATE SPAN OF TIME!

That's better.


FUCK YOUR OWN ASS WITH A 40 FOOT CAN OF PISS YOURSELF!

I'M GOING TO JAM A PINE UP YOUR ASS AND WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING I'M GOING TO TELL THEM A "SERVICE TO MANKIND THIS GUY IS A SHITSPACKLED POST STAG PARTY MATTRESS AND ALSO THIS YEARS ANGEL, ENJOY YOUR CHRISTMAS!"

IF YOU ARE ABLE TO DO SO AFTER I SMASH YOUR TESTICLES INWARDS WITH A SACKFULL OF DRADLES, I WILL GIVE YOU A FUCKING MEDAL.

[Payne]

I was wrong before I even formed any opinions! (But that's clearly Payne's fault.)

It's your fault that it's my fault, Schnozzgrobbler. 

[Payne]

Man, I was really hoping to pick a fight, ITT.

FUCK YOU, YOU COCKWOMBLE!

MAY YOU BE AFFLICTED BY PROJECTILE OCCULAR HERPES FOR AN INDETERMINATE SPAN OF TIME!

That's better.


FUCK YOUR OWN ASS WITH A 40 FOOT CAN OF PISS YOURSELF!

I'M GOING TO JAM A PINE UP YOUR ASS AND WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING I'M GOING TO TELL THEM A "SERVICE TO MANKIND THIS GUY IS A SHITSPACKLED POST STAG PARTY MATTRESS AND ALSO THIS YEARS ANGEL, ENJOY YOUR CHRISTMAS!"

IF YOU ARE ABLE TO DO SO AFTER I SMASH YOUR TESTICLES INWARDS WITH A SACKFULL OF DRADLES, I WILL GIVE YOU A FUCKING MEDAL.

I'M ALL TESTICLES, ALL THE WAY DOWN.

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR TACTICS MORAN!

[Salty]

Huh, i feel...spiriually purged. That's what was missing from my holiday.

[Payne]

Huh, i feel...spiriually purged. That's what was missing from my holiday.

One of my specialities as a Messiah is the Hate Enema.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I was wrong before I even formed any opinions! (But that's clearly Payne's fault.)

It's your fault that it's my fault, Schnozzgrobbler. 

I had no choice. After you excommunicated me for the seventh time, I had no other options.

[Payne]

I was wrong before I even formed any opinions! (But that's clearly Payne's fault.)

It's your fault that it's my fault, Schnozzgrobbler. 

I had no choice. After you excommunicated me for the seventh time, I had no other options.

There is always a choice. It may not be the attractive choice, or the socially acceptable choice or even a reasonable choice but there is always another option.

Always.

Except when gravity takes over.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I was wrong before I even formed any opinions! (But that's clearly Payne's fault.)

It's your fault that it's my fault, Schnozzgrobbler. 

I had no choice. After you excommunicated me for the seventh time, I had no other options.

There is always a choice. It may not be the attractive choice, or the socially acceptable choice or even a reasonable choice but there is always another option.

Always.

Except when gravity takes over.

Nothing but physics and/or a big pile of cops can stop us!

[Payne]

I was wrong before I even formed any opinions! (But that's clearly Payne's fault.)

It's your fault that it's my fault, Schnozzgrobbler. 

I had no choice. After you excommunicated me for the seventh time, I had no other options.

There is always a choice. It may not be the attractive choice, or the socially acceptable choice or even a reasonable choice but there is always another option.

Always.

Except when gravity takes over.

Nothing but physics and/or a big pile of cops can stop us!

Sometimes ennui can stop us. Or those times when there's something really good on television.