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Candybox 2 - there goes my life

Started by P3nT4gR4m, November 29, 2013, 12:40:03 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

November 29, 2013, 12:40:03 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Aucoq

#1
November 29, 2013, 01:31:54 PM
Oh come on!  I was hoping to see the outside world today.  :sad:
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.

Eater of Clowns

#2
November 29, 2013, 02:29:16 PM
FINALLY AN ANSWER TO ALL THE QUESTIONS FROM THE FIRST CANDY BOX
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

P3nT4gR4m

#3
November 29, 2013, 04:09:27 PM
I've got 4 Lolligators in a pond. Conversion candies -> lollipops activated Conversion rate : 15/sec

ASK ME ANYTHING!!!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4
November 29, 2013, 04:30:07 PM
Oh. SHIT.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#5
November 29, 2013, 04:33:33 PM
HOW MANY CANDIES DOES THE CANDIEST PERSON HAVE?

Sita

#6
November 29, 2013, 04:54:10 PM
As many as you do
:ninja:
Laugh, even if you are screaming inside. Smile, because the world doesn't care if you feel like crying.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#7
November 29, 2013, 06:24:15 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on November 29, 2013, 04:33:33 PM
HOW MANY CANDIES DOES THE CANDIEST PERSON HAVE?

You are the candiest person.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
November 29, 2013, 06:24:32 PM
Quote from: Sita on November 29, 2013, 04:54:10 PM
As many as you do

Oh hey missed this post. Yes.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#9
November 29, 2013, 08:15:02 PM
I hate you, P3nT. So much.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
November 29, 2013, 08:40:26 PM
I can't beat ANYTHING except camels and rats. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Eater of Clowns

#11
November 30, 2013, 04:27:21 AM
A few small tips:

Octopus King Crown with Jaspers > Octopus King Crown with Obsidian (Obsidian can make some quests unwinnable)

Pink Enchanted Gloves > Red Enchanted Gloves (but both have their uses)
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#12
November 30, 2013, 04:56:30 AM
I was getting 1000 lollis a second at my farm and I had THE BOX THAT MIGHT EVEN BE THE BOX WITH ALL thE CANDIES IN THE WORLD. And I SAVED the game, only it didn't save for some reason.

So FUCK. Or maybe it's for the best...if I don't go back, which I probably will.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
November 30, 2013, 05:29:29 AM
I'm trying to get that goddamned sponge.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Aucoq

#14
November 30, 2013, 05:50:22 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on November 30, 2013, 04:27:21 AM
A few small tips:

Octopus King Crown with Jaspers > Octopus King Crown with Obsidian (Obsidian can make some quests unwinnable)

Pink Enchanted Gloves > Red Enchanted Gloves (but both have their uses)

Agreed.  Equipping the Crown with Jaspers, Enchanted Monkey Wizard Staff, and pink gloves changed the forest from impossible to win to impossible to lose.
"All of the world's leading theologists agree only on the notion that God hates no-fault insurance."

Horrid and Sticky Llama Wrangler of Last Week's Forbidden Desire.
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