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Candybox 2 - there goes my life

Started by P3nT4gR4m, November 29, 2013, 12:40:03 PM

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Aucoq

Just got the shell powder, red shark fin, and green shark fin.
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Augh so my browser crashes and I whine about having to start over in the nano irc room and link to the candy game and someone else links to this : http://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com . . . so now I've got two going and it's insane and thank Bob I finished NaNo.
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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2013, 06:24:20 AM
Augh so my browser crashes and I whine about having to start over in the nano irc room and link to the candy game and someone else links to this : http://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com . . . so now I've got two going and it's insane and thank Bob I finished NaNo.

Crap.
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Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on November 30, 2013, 06:24:20 AM
Augh so my browser crashes and I whine about having to start over in the nano irc room and link to the candy game and someone else links to this : http://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com . . . so now I've got two going and it's insane and thank Bob I finished NaNo.

There is something vaguely sinister about this game. I really like it.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

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I keep spending stuff so i can never get the lightweight bodyarmor.
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Quote from: Móði on November 30, 2013, 05:59:54 AM
Just got the shell powder, red shark fin, and green shark fin.
How?
Edited to add: What is it for?
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

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Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 30, 2013, 04:56:30 AM
I was getting 1000 lollis a second at my farm and I had THE BOX THAT MIGHT EVEN BE THE BOX WITH ALL thE CANDIES IN THE WORLD. And I SAVED the game, only it didn't save for some reason.

So FUCK. Or maybe it's for the best...if I don't go back, which I probably will.
How the hell did you reach 1000 lollis a second? My farm plateaud at 100 a second. Or should i plant even more than 111 111?
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: :regret: on November 30, 2013, 03:28:54 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on November 30, 2013, 04:56:30 AM
I was getting 1000 lollis a second at my farm and I had THE BOX THAT MIGHT EVEN BE THE BOX WITH ALL thE CANDIES IN THE WORLD. And I SAVED the game, only it didn't save for some reason.

So FUCK. Or maybe it's for the best...if I don't go back, which I probably will.
How the hell did you reach 1000 lollis a second? My farm plateaud at 100 a second. Or should i plant even more than 111 111?

You'll find items and other things to increase the limit. I'm at 1500/s right now.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

LMNO

This thread is amazing if you have no idea what candy box is. It's like you're making up non-sequiturs and pretending it's part of some massive imaginary game.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 30, 2013, 04:04:45 PM
This thread is amazing if you have no idea what candy box is. It's like you're making up non-sequiturs and pretending it's part of some massive imaginary game.

That's my favorite part about not being able to watch the various youtube links at work. I just see comments with no context.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Payne

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 30, 2013, 04:04:45 PM
This thread is amazing if you have no idea what candy box is. It's like you're making up non-sequiturs and pretending it's part of some massive imaginary game.

I remember the first candy box game being posted here. I clicked on the link and got instantly bored, and believed for a few days that everyone was just making up shit whenever they posted about it.

It's pretty amazing how fucking weird aniwey is.

Reginald Ret

Who here managed to beat the squirrel at tic tac toe? I did :P
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Payne

I accidentally did it.

I didn't mean to.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Payne on November 30, 2013, 04:50:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on November 30, 2013, 04:04:45 PM
This thread is amazing if you have no idea what candy box is. It's like you're making up non-sequiturs and pretending it's part of some massive imaginary game.

I remember the first candy box game being posted here. I clicked on the link and got instantly bored, and believed for a few days that everyone was just making up shit whenever they posted about it.

It's pretty amazing how fucking weird aniwey is.

:lulz:

I have a friend who STILL thinks that I'm fucking with him when I talk about Candy Box. Probably because I've been fucking with him for years with "You have to watch this all the way to the end, it's AMAZING!" videos.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."