Candybox 2 - there goes my life

[Payne]

This thread is amazing if you have no idea what candy box is. It's like you're making up non-sequiturs and pretending it's part of some massive imaginary game.

I remember the first candy box game being posted here. I clicked on the link and got instantly bored, and believed for a few days that everyone was just making up shit whenever they posted about it.

It's pretty amazing how fucking weird aniwey is.

I have a friend who STILL thinks that I'm fucking with him when I talk about Candy Box. Probably because I've been fucking with him for years with "You have to watch this all the way to the end, it's AMAZING!" videos.

As I recall it was mostly your posts in the original thread that made me think you were taking an imaginary game to the wall.

There is something about your writing which wrings every single word for meaning and imagery which occasionally catches me out in these ways. I used to hate it, but I have grown to cherish it.

[Reginald Ret]

I accidentally did it.

I didn't mean to.

I learned how to do it in the same way, though i first had to accidentally lose in a new way.

[Reginald Ret]

 
That fucking teapot!!! 
This is going to take forever. I'll go watch movie inbetween.
2% of work done.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

This thread is amazing if you have no idea what candy box is. It's like you're making up non-sequiturs and pretending it's part of some massive imaginary game.

I remember the first candy box game being posted here. I clicked on the link and got instantly bored, and believed for a few days that everyone was just making up shit whenever they posted about it.

It's pretty amazing how fucking weird aniwey is.

I have a friend who STILL thinks that I'm fucking with him when I talk about Candy Box. Probably because I've been fucking with him for years with "You have to watch this all the way to the end, it's AMAZING!" videos.

As I recall it was mostly your posts in the original thread that made me think you were taking an imaginary game to the wall.

There is something about your writing which wrings every single word for meaning and imagery which occasionally catches me out in these ways. I used to hate it, but I have grown to cherish it.

Aw

I am deeply, deeply complimented by that. Thank you, that kind of made my morning.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I was getting 1000 lollis a second at my farm and I had THE BOX THAT MIGHT EVEN BE THE BOX WITH ALL thE CANDIES IN THE WORLD. And I SAVED the game, only it didn't save for some reason.

So FUCK. Or maybe it's for the best...if I don't go back, which I probably will.

How the hell did you reach 1000 lollis a second? My farm plateaud at 100 a second. Or should i plant even more than 111 111?

Typo, it was 100. :P

[Reginald Ret]

I was getting 1000 lollis a second at my farm and I had THE BOX THAT MIGHT EVEN BE THE BOX WITH ALL thE CANDIES IN THE WORLD. And I SAVED the game, only it didn't save for some reason.

So FUCK. Or maybe it's for the best...if I don't go back, which I probably will.

How the hell did you reach 1000 lollis a second? My farm plateaud at 100 a second. Or should i plant even more than 111 111?

Typo, it was 100. :P

I'm at 300 now, and i'm fighting a teapot. Well, i am watching bleach while my character is fighting a teapot. I did 15% damage in 1 hour.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Augh so my browser crashes and I whine about having to start over in the nano irc room and link to the candy game and someone else links to this : http://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com . . . so now I've got two going and it's insane and thank Bob I finished NaNo.

There is something vaguely sinister about this game. I really like it.

I keep checking my traps and finding blood and teeth and scales. And something killed a couple of my lodgers already.

[Bruno]

Lol. I fought the developer.

He killed me with a black hole. 

Also, Hell sucks.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

A pack of beasts dropped out of the trees and killed eight more of my peeps.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

A pack of beasts dropped out of the trees and killed eight more of my peeps.

Yeah, that kept happening to me, too. Until I got like five huts and thirty lodgers or something. Now shit keeps raiding my wood supply and leaving scales everywhere. But it's okay because now I'm going maraudingadventuring and killing people in abandoned houses and shit. Woo! Digging up floorboards for caches of medicine and fighting freaky shit in caves! That's the life for me. Yo-ho-ho and a piece of cured meat.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Holy fuck! The cyclops/lighthouse/slidey tiles game! I just spent two hours of my life figuring that shit out

[Payne]

Holy fuck! The cyclops/lighthouse/slidey tiles game! I just spent two hours of my life figuring that shit out

It took me longer, if it's any consolation.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Now I need 5,000,000 for a scythe. Haz chocolate. Can enchant.

[Payne]

Now I need 5,000,000 for a scythe. Haz chocolate. Can enchant.

I think it's probably for the farm, and can't be enchanted. But I don't know, for I too am saving up for the scythe.

[P3nT4gR4m]

You managed to kill the nougat monster yet?