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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 02, 2013, 09:39:29 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

December 02, 2013, 09:39:29 PM
Ask me your questions concerning 2014.  I will respond within 24 hours.

NOTE:  Caveat Asshat, jackasses.  Don't blame me if you don't like the future. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#1
December 02, 2013, 09:40:39 PM
Who is going to win in 2014?

ALternative wording: who is going to lose least in 2014?

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
December 02, 2013, 09:47:01 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:40:39 PM
Who is going to win in 2014?

ALternative wording: who is going to lose least in 2014?

Where?  Here?

The GOP will lose seats in the house, but will almost definitely not lose control of it, because Americans are dumb.

The Senate will remain firmly democratic. 

The ACA (Obamacare) will continue to go downhill like a meth'd out truck driver coming down out of  Colorado.  While hurling piss jugs at other vehicles.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#3
December 02, 2013, 09:48:56 PM
Remaining with Politics: Will Scotland officially tell the English "Ahmgonnapityerheidinpal!" in the Independence referendum?

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
December 02, 2013, 09:50:48 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:48:56 PM
Remaining with Politics: Will Scotland officially tell the English "Ahmgonnapityerheidinpal!" in the Independence referendum?

No.  Scotland is, if nothing else, a nation of survivors, being a hellbroth of Darwinism for these last 2000 years.  Scotland on its own will sink into the channel faster than Glenn Miller, and they are aware of this fact.

Besides, it they WON, they'd have one less thing to bitch about, and that's really all the Scots want:  Something to bitch about.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#5
December 02, 2013, 09:51:51 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 02, 2013, 09:50:48 PM
Quote from: Payne on December 02, 2013, 09:48:56 PM
Remaining with Politics: Will Scotland officially tell the English "Ahmgonnapityerheidinpal!" in the Independence referendum?

No.  Scotland is, if nothing else, a nation of survivors, being a hellbroth of Darwinism for these last 2000 years.  Scotland on its own will sink into the channel faster than Glenn Miller, and they are aware of this fact.

Besides, it they WON, they'd have one less thing to bitch about, and that's really all the Scots want:  Something to bitch about.

:lulz:

Anna Mae Bollocks

#6
December 02, 2013, 09:54:09 PM
Next big politician and church scandals, please.
Bonus points if poop is involved.
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East Coast Hustle

#7
December 02, 2013, 10:01:43 PM
Never mind all that stuff. I need an answer to the IMPORTANT question:


Will OutKast release a new album?
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#8
December 02, 2013, 10:07:08 PM
Will I get a significant other?  :|
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The Good Reverend Roger

#9
December 02, 2013, 10:15:20 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on December 02, 2013, 10:01:43 PM
Never mind all that stuff. I need an answer to the IMPORTANT question:


Will OutKast release a new album?

Outkast will in fact release a new album.

And we will wish they hadn't.  Their 7 year hiatus resulted in obesity and atrophied vocal chords, and Big Boi got hooked on the pot.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
December 02, 2013, 10:17:07 PM
Quote from: Slippils on December 02, 2013, 10:07:08 PM
Will I get a significant other?  :|

Well, let's just ask if you really WANT one.  You live in Europe.  Your potential significant others are even hairier than you are, and they all have thick necks and names like Olga.

However, for mysterious reasons, Europeans continue to manage reproduction (my guess is that vodka is involved), and therefore you very well might.  In fact you WILL, if you stop worrying about it so much.

And then you'll be sorry.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
December 02, 2013, 10:18:58 PM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on December 02, 2013, 09:54:09 PM
Next big politician and church scandals, please.
Bonus points if poop is involved.

Pope Francis found to actually be Andy Kaufmann, who has been faking his death for years.

Ted Cruz to be found in a bathroom stall with Larry Craig and Snooky.  Wide stance and all.

Rick Perry will have a Boehner-esque breakdown on national TV, when it becomes clear to him that WHAM! will never have a reunion tour.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ben Shapiro

#12
December 02, 2013, 11:56:52 PM
Texas! Will I be some how involved with Galveston being swallowed by the ocean?

Reginald Ret

#13
December 02, 2013, 11:56:59 PM
When will the Dutch surpass the Greeks on the Fascism scoreboard?
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#14
December 03, 2013, 01:59:28 AM
Quote from: Officer What's His /b/ear on December 02, 2013, 11:56:52 PM
Texas! Will I be some how involved with Galveston being swallowed by the ocean?

It doesn't matter, because nobody will NOTICE.  It's GALVESTON. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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