Open Bar: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What sort of shit?

LEEDURSHIP AN KOMMOONICASHUN.

Ohhh my god, those are the worst! The thing is, 99% of the time those things are run by cultlike organizations which survive by getting people brainwashed into believing that they're The One Right and Only True Way and that all their subordinates Must Attend the Seminars if they want to be promoted, and a sizable percentage of them are deep fronts for Scientology.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

What sort of shit?

LEEDURSHIP AN KOMMOONICASHUN.

Ohhh my god, those are the worst! The thing is, 99% of the time those things are run by cultlike organizations which survive by getting people brainwashed into believing that they're The One Right and Only True Way and that all their subordinates Must Attend the Seminars if they want to be promoted, and a sizable percentage of them are deep fronts for Scientology.

Actually, this is mostly just common sense shit that anyone with any filters at all would understand.

Plus some Newspeak™ to make it sound legit.  But LMNO could run rings around these guys.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

What sort of shit?

LEEDURSHIP AN KOMMOONICASHUN.

Ohhh my god, those are the worst! The thing is, 99% of the time those things are run by cultlike organizations which survive by getting people brainwashed into believing that they're The One Right and Only True Way and that all their subordinates Must Attend the Seminars if they want to be promoted, and a sizable percentage of them are deep fronts for Scientology.

Actually, this is mostly just common sense shit that anyone with any filters at all would understand.

Plus some Newspeak™ to make it sound legit.  But LMNO could run rings around these guys.

I'm glad it isn't one of those culty ones, at least.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

What sort of shit?

LEEDURSHIP AN KOMMOONICASHUN.

Ohhh my god, those are the worst! The thing is, 99% of the time those things are run by cultlike organizations which survive by getting people brainwashed into believing that they're The One Right and Only True Way and that all their subordinates Must Attend the Seminars if they want to be promoted, and a sizable percentage of them are deep fronts for Scientology.

Actually, this is mostly just common sense shit that anyone with any filters at all would understand.

Plus some Newspeak™ to make it sound legit.  But LMNO could run rings around these guys.

I'm glad it isn't one of those culty ones, at least.

They're more fun, really.

[Junkenstein]

My employer wishes to discuss my timekeeping.

HO HO HO.

This will be most amusing.

[Junkenstein]

My employer wishes to discuss my timekeeping.

HO HO HO.

This will be most amusing.

It seems my presence is required in the office from the start to the end of the working day. Apparently I agreed to this. Apparently my contract says this. I should also be very grateful to him for everything.

The chap seems to have the wrong end of the stick. It isn't, I didn't, it doesn't and I am not. Ends with a "pre-verbal-verbal warning".

Interview tomorrow. I don't think you're supposed to laugh during a disciplinary but I really had no other choice. At least there seems to be plenty of more sensible employers to talk to.

[Suu]

There is a pork shoulder in my oven.

That is all.


-Suu
Nope, not an obscure sports term.

[Cain]

Video finally processed.  Here is me, using the most noobtastic class and weapon combination in Mass Effect 3 multiplayer.  And I only die twice and come in second place, which is pretty good going, really.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Video finally processed.  Here is me, using the most noobtastic class and weapon combination in Mass Effect 3 multiplayer.  And I only die twice and come in second place, which is pretty good going, really.

"...and to troll some people..."

I'm liking this already. 

[Cain]

I could have taken the easy way of trolling people, which is to get a class with Shockwave or Overload, and stand next to a sniper all game (yes, friendly powers in this game cause screenshake too), but that's just dickery, and not very amusing dickery at that. 

As it turned out, I landed in a lobby even less experienced than me.  You can tell - banners are usually a sign of experience, as is a high N7 or Challenge Point score.  More experienced players tend to use quality weapons (rare or blacklisted), with the right mods and equipment.  I have a Best of the Best banner, meaning I have completed all the in-game challenges at least once and they...well, they did not.

Though, being fair, they were not bad.  Our Juggernaut was pretty useless, clearly a player not experienced at Gold and so going for defensive play, but the Collector Adept and Shadow did damn good.  If you pay close attention, you'll see the Shadow pulling off a few impressive headshots with that Carnifex, for example.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

  Nice.

[Cain]

Video finally processed.  Here is me, using the most noobtastic class and weapon combination in Mass Effect 3 multiplayer.  And I only die twice and come in second place, which is pretty good going, really.

"...and to troll some people..."

I'm liking this already. 

Thanks for subscribing, btw.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Woke up at 7:30 am because roommates crashing and smashing shit around downstairs. Fell out of bed in time for roomies to leave for Waffle House . . . wtf? It's going to be one of those days.

[Trivial]

http://www.internetkingamit.com/

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://www.internetkingamit.com/

That's great.