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Started by Anna Mae Bollocks, December 02, 2013, 08:25:54 PM

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LMNO

#120
December 05, 2013, 07:18:23 PM
Um... Where are you?

Salty

#121
December 05, 2013, 07:21:17 PM
Onna bus.

The 45 to Mt. View goes past a shelter, a jail, and to eventually, my neighborhood.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#122
December 05, 2013, 07:22:58 PM
No no, she was on a different one. Wasnt even the 45. lol.

A few were walking around downtown and just thougt i should know, I guess.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cain

#123
December 05, 2013, 07:28:03 PM
Alty is also a hell of a MILF.

Telarus

#124
December 05, 2013, 07:29:20 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 05, 2013, 07:28:03 PM
Alty is also a hell of a MILF.
:spittake:  :lulz:
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LMNO

#125
December 05, 2013, 07:31:13 PM
I'd hit it.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#126
December 05, 2013, 07:56:00 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 05, 2013, 07:16:45 PM
Yesterday, within the space of an hour, four different drunk people told me I was a good father.

Well, thr first one called me a good mother.

She told me how proud of me she was about 15-20 times, proud of me, for being a great mom.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#127
December 05, 2013, 08:33:31 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 05, 2013, 07:28:03 PM
Alty is also a hell of a MILF.

There goes my cafe au lait.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#128
December 06, 2013, 12:21:05 AM
All day training yesterday and today in a hotel conference room with insanely uncomfortable chairs.

:horrormirth:

And the training is, of course, shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#129
December 06, 2013, 12:28:40 AM
What sort of shit?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#130
December 06, 2013, 12:35:18 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 06, 2013, 12:28:40 AM
What sort of shit?

LEEDURSHIP AN KOMMOONICASHUN.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#131
December 06, 2013, 12:37:02 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 06, 2013, 12:35:18 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 06, 2013, 12:28:40 AM
What sort of shit?

LEEDURSHIP AN KOMMOONICASHUN.


Oof. Sorry. Can you give them hell?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#132
December 06, 2013, 12:38:00 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 06, 2013, 12:37:02 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 06, 2013, 12:35:18 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 06, 2013, 12:28:40 AM
What sort of shit?

LEEDURSHIP AN KOMMOONICASHUN.


Oof. Sorry. Can you give them hell?

I can't even listen.  My ass hurts too much from the seat.

We did the trust thing with the glasses of water. 

PROTIP:  If I'm your partner, you should probably go first.  Or you'll get wet.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

#133
December 06, 2013, 12:40:29 AM
That really is a good lesson.

Trust people...to fuck your shit up sometimes.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#134
December 06, 2013, 12:42:07 AM
Quote from: Alty on December 06, 2013, 12:40:29 AM
That really is a good lesson.

Trust people...to fuck your shit up sometimes.

I consider it a public service.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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