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Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#900
December 19, 2013, 07:03:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

Alarmist. You're just jealous because you don't have the Gift of Discernment.  :horrormirth:
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Nephew Twiddleton

#901
December 19, 2013, 07:06:42 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:35:14 PM
The founder, Mark Driscoll, is almost certainly a sociopath. His videos are interesting; he gives me the creeps bigtime. He's plainly lying his ass off, with stories about how he can literally "see" things that have happened to other people in the past that are SO OBVIOUSLY MADE-UP it's ridiculous.

To join his church you have to sign a fucking contract. No shit. Weirdest shit ever. And, for services, all the churches just play a podcast of him on big screens. You guys have got to check it out.

A contract? Shit.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Anna Mae Bollocks

#902
December 19, 2013, 07:08:07 PM
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Salty

#903
December 19, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

How interesting that all that he "sees" is ugly, violent, sexual, and predatory.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Nephew Twiddleton

#904
December 19, 2013, 07:12:58 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 19, 2013, 07:03:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

Alarmist. You're just jealous because you don't have the Gift of Discernment.  :horrormirth:

He seemed to dwell a bit on discerning the the tall blond man.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#905
December 19, 2013, 07:28:48 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 19, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

How interesting that all that he "sees" is ugly, violent, sexual, and predatory.

Indeed. I found that interesting as well.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

hooplala

#906
December 19, 2013, 07:32:35 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 19, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

How interesting that all that he "sees" is ugly, violent, sexual, and predatory.

I was going to say the exact same thing.  He probably vacations in Salazore.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#907
December 19, 2013, 10:32:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 19, 2013, 07:03:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

Alarmist. You're just jealous because you don't have the Gift of Discernment.  :horrormirth:

He's even going for repressed memories.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#908
December 19, 2013, 10:34:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:27:37 PM
So I just found out that the new hipster church on the corner of my street, which has been painted a lovely dark brown with red doors and is being beautifully renovated, is part of that shitty Mars Hill cult that started in Seattle. It is not only not something I can occasionally attend for funzies and community-building, it's something terrifying and likely to bring protesters to my street.

Why can't anything ever just be normal.

Sounds like you need some CHURCHIFYING.

My way.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#909
December 20, 2013, 02:01:35 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 19, 2013, 07:32:35 PM
Quote from: Alty on December 19, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

How interesting that all that he "sees" is ugly, violent, sexual, and predatory.

I was going to say the exact same thing.  He probably vacations in Salazore.

You know, if I was a Christian and I believed in the devil, I would be inclined to suspect that Mark Driscoll is possessed by Satan.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#910
December 20, 2013, 02:01:58 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 19, 2013, 10:32:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 19, 2013, 07:03:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

Alarmist. You're just jealous because you don't have the Gift of Discernment.  :horrormirth:

He's even going for repressed memories.   :lulz:

Dude is a menace and should be stopped.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#911
December 20, 2013, 02:02:53 AM
Too sick to even consider work tomorrow (I can't even keep my balance, driving is right out of the question), so this will be day 3 missed, which means I have to go get a release letter to go back in.

Which is a co-pay I could have done without.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#912
December 20, 2013, 02:03:11 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:01:58 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 19, 2013, 10:32:56 PM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 19, 2013, 07:03:37 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 19, 2013, 06:56:35 PM
Oh oh oh watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyFyauE4ig&feature=youtu.be

If that doesn't skeeve you out bad, nothing will.

Alarmist. You're just jealous because you don't have the Gift of Discernment.  :horrormirth:

He's even going for repressed memories.   :lulz:

Dude is a menace and should be stopped.

GO TO CHURCH.  OUT-WEIRD THEM.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#913
December 20, 2013, 02:03:15 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:02:53 AM
Too sick to even consider work tomorrow (I can't even keep my balance, driving is right out of the question), so this will be day 3 missed, which means I have to go get a release letter to go back in.

Which is a co-pay I could have done without.

That's a load of suck.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#914
December 20, 2013, 02:03:44 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 20, 2013, 02:03:15 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 20, 2013, 02:02:53 AM
Too sick to even consider work tomorrow (I can't even keep my balance, driving is right out of the question), so this will be day 3 missed, which means I have to go get a release letter to go back in.

Which is a co-pay I could have done without.

That's a load of suck.

Yeah.  It's not like I'm gonna pay it for a couple of months, though.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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