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Odibex Grallspice

#1305
December 28, 2013, 02:58:07 AM
I'll never tell  8)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1306
December 28, 2013, 03:01:22 AM
I keep wanting to call you Grodiex Ballspice.

I'm sorry.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

minuspace

#1307
December 28, 2013, 03:02:38 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 28, 2013, 03:01:22 AM
I keep wanting to call you Grodiex Ballspice.

I'm sorry.
Works like a charm  :lulz:

Odibex Grallspice

#1308
December 28, 2013, 03:04:29 AM
 :argh!:

Odibex Grallspice

#1309
December 28, 2013, 03:11:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 28, 2013, 03:01:22 AM
I keep wanting to call you Grodiex Ballspice.

I'm sorry.
I get confused sometimes too. Happens at our age, I'm afraid.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1310
December 28, 2013, 04:21:41 AM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 28, 2013, 03:11:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 28, 2013, 03:01:22 AM
I keep wanting to call you Grodiex Ballspice.

I'm sorry.
I get confused sometimes too. Happens at our age, I'm afraid.

True story.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1311
December 28, 2013, 06:26:21 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 28, 2013, 04:21:41 AM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 28, 2013, 03:11:15 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 28, 2013, 03:01:22 AM
I keep wanting to call you Grodiex Ballspice.

I'm sorry.
I get confused sometimes too. Happens at our age, I'm afraid.

True story.

Not me!  I am like a big, drippy sack of retention!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1312
December 28, 2013, 05:34:54 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#1313
December 28, 2013, 10:30:55 PM
The internet connection at my house finally reached my own computer! HUzzah!

In other news, I joined a powerlifting gym, the norwegian powerlifting association and I got a curl bar for christmas. But not a single book. This is weird.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Salty

#1314
December 28, 2013, 10:31:07 PM
I wanna shit my weight in whiskey.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Odibex Grallspice

#1315
December 29, 2013, 06:33:00 AM
Am I an alcoholic? I drink like a half gallon of gin every 3 days.

Salty

#1316
December 29, 2013, 07:15:05 AM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on December 29, 2013, 06:33:00 AM
Am I an alcoholic? I drink like a half gallon of gin every 3 days.

You arent an alcoholic unless you go to the meetings.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Odibex Grallspice

#1317
December 29, 2013, 04:44:03 PM
Cool! That even makes sense a little.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1318
December 29, 2013, 04:50:51 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on December 28, 2013, 10:30:55 PM
The internet connection at my house finally reached my own computer! HUzzah!

In other news, I joined a powerlifting gym, the norwegian powerlifting association and I got a curl bar for christmas. But not a single book. This is weird.

This is causing me to become moist.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1319
December 29, 2013, 04:53:16 PM
Quote from: Poleris on December 28, 2013, 10:31:07 PM
I wanna shit my weight in whiskey.

If you can get away with it, I advise you to indulge for two weeks. No more. Two weeks of FUCK EVERYTHING I AM DRUNK. But after that, you must start something new. Something you've never done before, that will occupy you for a while.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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