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Terrible Remedies for QG's Unhappy Body

Started by Q. G. Pennyworth, December 07, 2013, 04:01:25 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
December 08, 2013, 02:14:06 AM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on December 07, 2013, 11:07:10 PM
Quote from: Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies on December 07, 2013, 09:30:43 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 07, 2013, 04:04:34 PM
Oranges.  Lots and lots of oranges.  20 oranges a day, at least.

That is truly terrible.

It's ESPECIALLY terrible when some fucking spaglord from Buttown beats your record by ONE LOUSY ORANGE :crankey:

god i vomited so much

:lulz:

I shat orange pulp for three days. My sweat smelled like oranges.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#16
December 08, 2013, 12:41:17 PM
I guess I can be pleased with that sort of victory. My guts refused to participate in the contest and EVERYTHING came back up at 4 am the next morning. And that was the end of that.

Q. G. Pennyworth

#17
December 08, 2013, 03:13:44 PM
What's the standing record?

LMNO

#18
December 08, 2013, 03:20:05 PM
1 official trip to the hospital, if I recall correctly.

Cain

#19
December 08, 2013, 03:42:45 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on December 08, 2013, 12:41:17 PM
I guess I can be pleased with that sort of victory. My guts refused to participate in the contest and EVERYTHING came back up at 4 am the next morning. And that was the end of that.

We call that "purging the toxins from the system".  It's healthy.

Nephew Twiddleton

#20
December 08, 2013, 04:44:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 08, 2013, 03:20:05 PM
1 official trip to the hospital, if I recall correctly.

Yep. Net for severe stomach cramps.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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Q. G. Pennyworth

#21
December 08, 2013, 04:53:28 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 08, 2013, 04:44:57 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 08, 2013, 03:20:05 PM
1 official trip to the hospital, if I recall correctly.

Yep. Net for severe stomach cramps.

That's not a number...

Nephew Twiddleton

#22
December 08, 2013, 05:14:40 PM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
December 08, 2013, 07:32:43 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 08, 2013, 03:20:05 PM
1 official trip to the hospital, if I recall correctly.

Yes.

Net wins forever. Cram was the previous winner, with a score of shitting his pants at work.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
December 08, 2013, 07:33:42 PM
I lose, with a score of being the sucker who ate 25 motherfucking oranges.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Q. G. Pennyworth

#25
December 08, 2013, 08:11:22 PM
I committed some war crimes in the bathroom earlier and it helped some.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
December 08, 2013, 08:49:02 PM
Sprinkle a couple tablespoons of ground flaxseed in your oatmeal, too... it's remarkably effective at regulating things.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#27
December 08, 2013, 08:54:29 PM
Providence tap water.

Failing that, Boston tap water.

Failing that, Worcester tap water.

The gradual amounts of increasing lead and chlorine levels are guaranteed to kill whatever's in you. Side effects may vary.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#28
December 09, 2013, 02:07:34 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 08, 2013, 03:13:44 PM
What's the standing record?

Net, with "Vomiting blood".
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