The Average Day for an Atheist (taken from Christians Against the Pot)

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 10, 2013, 01:42:53 AM

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Junkenstein

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 10, 2013, 02:24:37 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on December 10, 2013, 08:24:02 AM
I caught little Billy snorting the pot. How severely should I beat him?

To death.  As a lesson to the others.

And while he might be dead, at least he will no longer be enslaved to the demon The Pot Drug.

Now this was my first reaction and indeed what I did with little Jimmy. And Little Timmy. And Steve.

They just don't seem to be getting the message. POT KILLS.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Nephew Twiddleton

I heard that George Washington smoked the pot. And now he's dead.

Is this true?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO

So, if one's reaction was along the lines of, "Huh. Wasn't expecting that," would that still be considered microagression?

Because, as we've discussed, we all have some sort of narrative in our heads, and that narrative is often wrong.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 10, 2013, 03:59:34 PM
So, if one's reaction was along the lines of, "Huh. Wasn't expecting that," would that still be considered microagression?

Because, as we've discussed, we all have some sort of narrative in our heads, and that narrative is often wrong.

Wrong thread.

Are you on the pot RIGHT NOW?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Junkenstein

Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 10, 2013, 04:01:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 10, 2013, 03:59:34 PM
So, if one's reaction was along the lines of, "Huh. Wasn't expecting that," would that still be considered microagression?

Because, as we've discussed, we all have some sort of narrative in our heads, and that narrative is often wrong.

Wrong thread.

Are you on the pot RIGHT NOW?

This is PD. Everyone is on the pot all the time. Apart from Roger, but that's because he's on the crack.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Junkenstein on December 10, 2013, 04:10:19 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 10, 2013, 04:01:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 10, 2013, 03:59:34 PM
So, if one's reaction was along the lines of, "Huh. Wasn't expecting that," would that still be considered microagression?

Because, as we've discussed, we all have some sort of narrative in our heads, and that narrative is often wrong.

Wrong thread.

Are you on the pot RIGHT NOW?

This is PD. Everyone is on the pot all the time. Apart from Roger, but that's because he's on the crack.

:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

LMNO


Nephew Twiddleton

Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Junkenstein on December 10, 2013, 04:10:19 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on December 10, 2013, 04:01:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 10, 2013, 03:59:34 PM
So, if one's reaction was along the lines of, "Huh. Wasn't expecting that," would that still be considered microagression?

Because, as we've discussed, we all have some sort of narrative in our heads, and that narrative is often wrong.

Wrong thread.

Are you on the pot RIGHT NOW?

This is PD. Everyone is on the pot all the time. Apart from Roger, but that's because he's on the crack.

I sneer at your common street The Drugs.  I am a Holy Man™ and thus stick strictly to religious substances as blessed by St Benzo of Diazapine.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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