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Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus

Started by hooplala, December 12, 2013, 08:07:17 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#75
December 17, 2013, 01:36:51 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 17, 2013, 01:35:52 AM
Then i blame them for not burning down the patchouli factories. THEY COULD HAVE ENDED THIS, AND YET THEY DID NOTHING!

1.  Ever smell burning patchouli?
2.  The factories are too well hidden.  So they just burned the end users.  Think of it as the American drug policy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chelagoras The Boulder

#76
December 17, 2013, 01:43:13 AM
so the way to get a sane drug policy in this country is to get hippies to stop doing them? No wonder we're fucked.
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

The Good Reverend Roger

#77
December 17, 2013, 01:44:04 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 17, 2013, 01:43:13 AM
so the way to get a sane drug policy in this country is to get hippies to stop doing them? No wonder we're fucked.

No, it's "putting a 19 year old in jail for 26 YEARS for a half-pound of pot."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chelagoras The Boulder

#78
December 17, 2013, 02:03:00 AM
just checking, you meant that that's the reason we're fucked, and not the way to get a sane drug policy, right?
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

The Good Reverend Roger

#79
December 17, 2013, 02:04:26 AM
Quote from: Chelagoras The Boulder on December 17, 2013, 02:03:00 AM
just checking, you meant that that's the reason we're fucked, and not the way to get a sane drug policy, right?

Why do you hate America and love terrorists?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Chelagoras The Boulder

#80
December 17, 2013, 02:34:38 AM
because
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Chelagoras The Boulder

#81
December 17, 2013, 02:37:31 AM
see also:

and
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

The Good Reverend Roger

#82
December 17, 2013, 02:40:23 AM


That looks like one of those perfect moments of zen, right before the horrible shit starts.

Sort of like the 45 seconds that the atomic bomb took falling to Hiroshima.  Silence except for the wind, you know?

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

#83
December 17, 2013, 01:51:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:40:23 AM


That looks like one of those perfect moments of zen, right before the horrible shit starts.

Sort of like the 45 seconds that the atomic bomb took falling to Hiroshima.  Silence except for the wind, you know?

Yeah... and I gotta say, when shit goes down, I really do not want my dick hanging out of my pants.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#84
December 17, 2013, 02:02:24 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 17, 2013, 01:51:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:40:23 AM


That looks like one of those perfect moments of zen, right before the horrible shit starts.

Sort of like the 45 seconds that the atomic bomb took falling to Hiroshima.  Silence except for the wind, you know?

Yeah... and I gotta say, when shit goes down, I really do not want my dick hanging out of my pants.

Normally, I say Zen is bullshit.  But that guy right there?  He's a Zen Master.  End of story.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#85
December 17, 2013, 02:51:58 PM
Does that make the police batons keisaku?

hooplala

#86
December 17, 2013, 05:21:44 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:02:24 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 17, 2013, 01:51:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:40:23 AM


That looks like one of those perfect moments of zen, right before the horrible shit starts.

Sort of like the 45 seconds that the atomic bomb took falling to Hiroshima.  Silence except for the wind, you know?

Yeah... and I gotta say, when shit goes down, I really do not want my dick hanging out of my pants.

Normally, I say Zen is bullshit.  But that guy right there?  He's a Zen Master.  End of story.

I can barely piss when someone is standing at a nearby urinal, so.. my hat's off to him.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

The Good Reverend Roger

#87
December 18, 2013, 12:14:55 AM
Megyn Kelly just announced that she said Santa and Jesus were White, "for the kids".

Because we don't want kids finding out about black people.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#88
December 18, 2013, 12:30:13 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:02:24 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on December 17, 2013, 01:51:06 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 17, 2013, 02:40:23 AM


That looks like one of those perfect moments of zen, right before the horrible shit starts.

Sort of like the 45 seconds that the atomic bomb took falling to Hiroshima.  Silence except for the wind, you know?

Yeah... and I gotta say, when shit goes down, I really do not want my dick hanging out of my pants.

Normally, I say Zen is bullshit.  But that guy right there?  He's a Zen Master.  End of story.

My guess would have been "suicidal".
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#89
December 18, 2013, 01:02:57 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 18, 2013, 12:14:55 AM
Megyn Kelly just announced that she said Santa and Jesus were White, "for the kids".

Because we don't want kids finding out about black people.   :lulz:

Seriously, just what?  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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