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Relax Kiddies, Santa Is White. And, So Was Jesus

Started by hooplala, December 12, 2013, 08:07:17 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 18, 2013, 01:02:57 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 18, 2013, 12:14:55 AM
Megyn Kelly just announced that she said Santa and Jesus were White, "for the kids".

Because we don't want kids finding out about black people.   :lulz:

Seriously, just what?  :lulz:

The humor thing didn't work, so she doubled down.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 18, 2013, 01:55:30 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on December 18, 2013, 01:02:57 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 18, 2013, 12:14:55 AM
Megyn Kelly just announced that she said Santa and Jesus were White, "for the kids".

Because we don't want kids finding out about black people.   :lulz:

Seriously, just what?  :lulz:

The humor thing didn't work, so she doubled down.

This is going to be spectacular, isn't it?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."