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So, going to Frankfurt this Friday.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, December 31, 2013, 03:12:12 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Spending a week in Germany on the company dime.  Specifically, Frankfurt.  I will have about 5 days of Roger time while I do this, as this trip is basically a junket.  I will have a rental car and no intention of driving on a different side of the street or whatever people do in Europe.  And essentially unlimited credit, provided I can shoehorn it into "entertainment expenses".

What do I need to do and see? 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

1. How on earth did you swing this?

2. How will the plant manage not to explode in your absence?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 31, 2013, 03:15:38 AM
1. How on earth did you swing this?

2. How will the plant manage not to explode in your absence?

1.  My boss doesn't trust Mike the Engineer to travel on his own, much less with two hourly guys in tow.  Are you seeing the fatal flaw in his reasoning here?  Because I am.

2.  It explodes when I'm HERE.  Also, I have built a good department.  They should manage.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

I'm sure you'll be just as responsible in Germany, unsupervised, as you are anywhere else , unsupervised.




Oh, dear.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 31, 2013, 03:28:40 AM
I'm sure you'll be just as responsible in Germany, unsupervised, as you are anywhere else , unsupervised.




Oh, dear.

Oh, it's better than that.  I am in charge of the expedition.  muhaha.

This chaps Mike's ass, by the way.  He makes 3 times what I make, but he's not a manager.

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:banana:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Also, Mike wanted to arrange two rental cars, because there's four of us.

Translation:  He wants to rent a Porshe.  NOT HAPPENING ON MY WATCH.  We're going to rent a KIA or something.

Because a Canadian with a Mexican and two Americans from a South African company driving a South Korean car on the autobahn is COSMOPOLITAN AS FUCK.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

All I ever hear about Germany is that there's castles, people walk around with really big beers, nobody gives a shit what you do and the gay bars are NUTS.

Do with that what thou wilt.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Wow. You'll be three hours away from one of my favorite yarn stores. With money. I am a jealous thing that is jealous.

I vote Staedel Museum. It has three floors of art. 1800's painters and such. From what my German yarn buddies say, it's pretty kick-ass.
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Reginald Ret

I second Castles.
Also, Schwarzwald.
It has beauty.
Dammit, forgot how to change the size of a pic.

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on December 31, 2013, 07:49:38 AM
Wow. You'll be three hours away from one of my favorite yarn stores. With money. I am a jealous thing that is jealous.

I vote Staedel Museum. It has three floors of art. 1800's painters and such. From what my German yarn buddies say, it's pretty kick-ass.

THIS.

Quote from: :regret: on December 31, 2013, 09:15:14 AM
I second Castles.
Also, Schwarzwald.
It has beauty.
Dammit, forgot how to change the size of a pic.


AND THAT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

Culture-wise, Goethe House and Historisches Museum Frankfurt are must sees.  The Palmengarten is the largest botanical garden in Germany.

Avoid all bars in the central district - Frankfurt is Yuppie central, and German yuppies are even more annoying than British or American ones.  If it has glass, steel and doesn't serve beer in steins, it's not worth going in.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 31, 2013, 03:12:12 AM
Spending a week in Germany on the company dime.  Specifically, Frankfurt.  I will have about 5 days of Roger time while I do this, as this trip is basically a junket.  I will have a rental car and no intention of driving on a different side of the street or whatever people do in Europe.  And essentially unlimited credit, provided I can shoehorn it into "entertainment expenses".

What do I need to do and see?

I have major envy.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Oh, and if you could leave Mike there . . . that'd be great.
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Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

And I don't know if Bald Friede and Bald Jean still have their restaurant 'Bald Angels', in Cologne, but it's only two hours-ish away from Frankfurt and those chicks rock.
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Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Anna Mae Bollocks

I'm glad :regret: couldn't resize that photo. I got lost in that thing for a few minutes.  :)
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