Re: Open Bar: RECOMMENDABLE

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I've been working on German phrases, so I can get along with the locals.

Lassen Sie meinen penis, das ist ansteckend.

"I think you have mistaken me for someone else."

Scheiße essen kommunistischen europäischen Schweine, weiß ich nicht Ihre Missbrauch zu nehmen.

"I believe that is my parking spot, sir."

Meine Syphilis Aufflammen

"Can I buy you a drink?"

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I seem to be descending into the vice of being a loose leaf tea junkie.

I got this big ol mug with an infuser and it's own lid from Payne for our 4yh anniversary and I've been using it pretty much alllll the time.

I have subsequently decided that teabags are the work of the devil.

[Eater of Clowns]

I seem to be descending into the vice of being a loose leaf tea junkie.

I got this big ol mug with an infuser and it's own lid from Payne for our 4yh anniversary and I've been using it pretty much alllll the time.

I have subsequently decided that teabags are the work of the devil.

HOLY CRAP I'VE BEEN ON PD TOO LONG

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

I seem to be descending into the vice of being a loose leaf tea junkie.

I got this big ol mug with an infuser and it's own lid from Payne for our 4yh anniversary and I've been using it pretty much alllll the time.

I have subsequently decided that teabags are the work of the devil.

HOLY CRAP I'VE BEEN ON PD TOO LONG

hahaha.

it was just after xmas and such.

I am currently deciding whether i should have another cup of tea.

[Suu]

Estimated moving date to Portsmouth is around February 20th.

That's it. No more Providence. No more Rhode Island. Up to the land of tax-free all the things, libertarians with guns and no seatbelt laws.

Live free or die, motherfuckers.

[Suu]

I've been working on German phrases, so I can get along with the locals.

Lassen Sie meinen penis, das ist ansteckend.

"I think you have mistaken me for someone else."

Scheiße essen kommunistischen europäischen Schweine, weiß ich nicht Ihre Missbrauch zu nehmen.

"I believe that is my parking spot, sir."

Meine Syphilis Aufflammen

"Can I buy you a drink?"

Your German is impeccable.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I've been working on German phrases, so I can get along with the locals.

Lassen Sie meinen penis, das ist ansteckend.

"I think you have mistaken me for someone else."

Scheiße essen kommunistischen europäischen Schweine, weiß ich nicht Ihre Missbrauch zu nehmen.

"I believe that is my parking spot, sir."

Meine Syphilis Aufflammen

"Can I buy you a drink?"

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I seem to be descending into the vice of being a loose leaf tea junkie.

I got this big ol mug with an infuser and it's own lid from Payne for our 4yh anniversary and I've been using it pretty much alllll the time.

I have subsequently decided that teabags are the work of the devil.

HOLY CRAP I'VE BEEN ON PD TOO LONG

YOU GET OLD ANYWAY.  MAY AS WELL DO IT WITH FRIENDS.

[Eater of Clowns]

I seem to be descending into the vice of being a loose leaf tea junkie.

I got this big ol mug with an infuser and it's own lid from Payne for our 4yh anniversary and I've been using it pretty much alllll the time.

I have subsequently decided that teabags are the work of the devil.

HOLY CRAP I'VE BEEN ON PD TOO LONG

YOU GET OLD ANYWAY.  MAY AS WELL DO IT WITH FRIENDS.

I was born old. Friends are the people with whom I have a begrudging cease fire in the creamed corn line at the old folks home.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I've been working on German phrases, so I can get along with the locals.

Lassen Sie meinen penis, das ist ansteckend.

"I think you have mistaken me for someone else."

Scheiße essen kommunistischen europäischen Schweine, weiß ich nicht Ihre Missbrauch zu nehmen.

"I believe that is my parking spot, sir."

Meine Syphilis Aufflammen

"Can I buy you a drink?"

I wish I could go drinking with you in Germany.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Estimated moving date to Portsmouth is around February 20th.

That's it. No more Providence. No more Rhode Island. Up to the land of tax-free all the things, libertarians with guns and no seatbelt laws.

Live free or die, motherfuckers.

So wait, am I mistaken, or did the last place, which you were an alum of so they had some investment be like "We aren't totally convinced of your dedication as a student, you want to attend on probation for a term and show us you're dedicated?" and you were all "NAW SOUNDS LIKE NO FUN". ?

Because honestly, unless you do something pretty spectacular to fix that, it sounds a lot like either you fall back on bartending, or you pay 200,000 for a for-profit-school degree and then fall back on bartending.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I've been working on German phrases, so I can get along with the locals.

Lassen Sie meinen penis, das ist ansteckend.

"I think you have mistaken me for someone else."

Scheiße essen kommunistischen europäischen Schweine, weiß ich nicht Ihre Missbrauch zu nehmen.

"I believe that is my parking spot, sir."

Meine Syphilis Aufflammen

"Can I buy you a drink?"

I wish I could go drinking with you in Germany.

It was only supposed to be dinner.  But then Germans.

[minuspace]

I've been working on German phrases, so I can get along with the locals.

Lassen Sie meinen penis, das ist ansteckend.

"I think you have mistaken me for someone else."

Scheiße essen kommunistischen europäischen Schweine, weiß ich nicht Ihre Missbrauch zu nehmen.

"I believe that is my parking spot, sir."

Meine Syphilis Aufflammen

"Can I buy you a drink?"

I wish I could go drinking with you in Germany.

It was only supposed to be dinner.  But then Germans.

Schiessbudenfigur, wo ist meine leider hosen?
"Do you have the time?"

[Cain]

Writing about Thailand.  Boring.  Boooooooooring.  Not least because it's for a "respectable" publication, and so I cannot describe it the ongoing political crisis as a turf war between the world's two most boring, aged gangs.  Which is exactly what it is.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Writing about Thailand.  Boring.  Boooooooooring.  Not least because it's for a "respectable" publication, and so I cannot describe it the ongoing political crisis as a turf war between the world's two most boring, aged gangs.  Which is exactly what it is.