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Started by Nephew Twiddleton, December 31, 2013, 04:38:25 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#120
January 03, 2014, 01:15:36 AM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on January 02, 2014, 09:45:35 PM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 01, 2014, 03:52:29 AM
Pizza over, Guiness time.

One of my friends has given me the save the date for her wedding which is PIRATE THEMED and I'm expected to come IN COSTUME. Does this mean don't shower for a month before?

I think it means you show up unannounced, steal all of the booze and wedding gifts, and leave with the bridesmaids.

Also, hey Fred! how's things?

This has to be what it means.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#121
January 03, 2014, 02:14:36 AM
I got a hot date with D.H.  Lawrence and James Brown tonight.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#122
January 03, 2014, 03:17:59 AM
YOU SAY IT.

YOU SAY IT TO MY FUCKING FACE.

SAY A SUPER GAY BABY PROGENATED BY D.H. LAWRENCE AND CHARLES BUKOWSKI WOULD NOT BE A LITERARY GENUIS.

SAY IT, FUCKER.

I WILL KILL YOU.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#123
January 03, 2014, 03:19:06 AM
What if the baby was straight?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Odibex Grallspice

#124
January 03, 2014, 03:25:13 AM
How did James Brown turn into Bukowski?

Salty

#125
January 03, 2014, 03:32:10 AM
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#126
January 03, 2014, 03:36:00 AM
THAT WOULD IMPLY BUKOWSKI'S SPERM IS STRONGER.

I HAVE MY DOUBTS.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Odibex Grallspice

#127
January 03, 2014, 03:37:28 AM
Bukowski probably can't even get it up.

Salty

#128
January 03, 2014, 03:38:25 AM
DOUBTFUL, HE WAS MARRIED SOME TIME.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

#129
January 03, 2014, 03:38:55 AM
WOMEN LIKE GETTING LAID.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Odibex Grallspice

#130
January 03, 2014, 03:39:49 AM
THAT'S NEWS TO ME MY GF HATED IT

Salty

#131
January 03, 2014, 03:41:05 AM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on January 03, 2014, 03:39:49 AM
THAT'S NEWS TO ME MY GF HATED IT


DOIN IT WRONG.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Odibex Grallspice

#132
January 03, 2014, 03:46:29 AM
Peg goes in the hole. What could go wrong?

Salty

#133
January 03, 2014, 03:47:20 AM
Quote from: Odibex Grallspice on January 03, 2014, 03:46:29 AM
Peg goes in the hole. What could go wrong?

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK...
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#134
January 03, 2014, 04:18:43 AM
I am looking forward to someday having regular sex again.

Preferably with, y'know, my accountant.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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