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The Good Reverend Roger

#750
January 21, 2014, 02:03:01 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2014, 02:02:24 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 21, 2014, 01:57:31 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2014, 01:56:23 AM
I ATE TOO MANY FAJITAS

FRED IS A GIGANTIC BALL OF BAD HABITS.

I'M A GIANT BALL OF MEXICAN FOOD ATM. Its cool I'll shit it out soon!

Kill it with whiskey.  It's the only way to be safe.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#751
January 21, 2014, 02:04:03 AM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#752
January 21, 2014, 02:04:50 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#753
January 21, 2014, 02:06:01 AM
Quote from: V3X on January 20, 2014, 03:47:56 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on January 20, 2014, 03:43:26 AM
Quote from: V3X on January 19, 2014, 08:50:45 PM
Just got the news that my nephew has a greater than 70% chance of having bone cancer in his knee. 14 years old. Shit.

That there is a raw deal. :(

Aye.

I looked up osteosarcoma, looking for evidence that surely there's got to be some good news for the kid.

Nope.

5-year survival rate, in the best case scenario, can reach as high as 70%-80%. No data published on 10-year survival rates.

Ted Kennedy's kid had it when he was about 12.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#754
January 21, 2014, 02:06:59 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 21, 2014, 02:03:01 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2014, 02:02:24 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 21, 2014, 01:57:31 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2014, 01:56:23 AM
I ATE TOO MANY FAJITAS

FRED IS A GIGANTIC BALL OF BAD HABITS.

I'M A GIANT BALL OF MEXICAN FOOD ATM. Its cool I'll shit it out soon!

Kill it with whiskey.  It's the only way to be safe.

I'm no longer in possession of a gallbladder, shitting it out quickly is almost guaranteed.

The Good Reverend Roger

#755
January 21, 2014, 02:09:59 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2014, 02:06:59 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 21, 2014, 02:03:01 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2014, 02:02:24 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 21, 2014, 01:57:31 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2014, 01:56:23 AM
I ATE TOO MANY FAJITAS

FRED IS A GIGANTIC BALL OF BAD HABITS.

I'M A GIANT BALL OF MEXICAN FOOD ATM. Its cool I'll shit it out soon!

Kill it with whiskey.  It's the only way to be safe.

I'm no longer in possession of a gallbladder, shitting it out quickly is almost guaranteed.

I told you not to loan shit out.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#756
January 21, 2014, 02:19:06 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 21, 2014, 02:09:59 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2014, 02:06:59 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 21, 2014, 02:03:01 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2014, 02:02:24 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 21, 2014, 01:57:31 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2014, 01:56:23 AM
I ATE TOO MANY FAJITAS

FRED IS A GIGANTIC BALL OF BAD HABITS.

I'M A GIANT BALL OF MEXICAN FOOD ATM. Its cool I'll shit it out soon!

Kill it with whiskey.  It's the only way to be safe.

I'm no longer in possession of a gallbladder, shitting it out quickly is almost guaranteed.

I told you not to loan shit out.

It broke  :sad: the doctor wouldn't even let me keep it in a jar  :argh!:

The Good Reverend Roger

#757
January 21, 2014, 02:19:45 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2014, 02:19:06 AM

It broke  :sad: the doctor wouldn't even let me keep it in a jar  :argh!:

Once something's been cut out of me, I don't want it anymore.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#758
January 21, 2014, 02:22:13 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 21, 2014, 02:19:45 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2014, 02:19:06 AM

It broke  :sad: the doctor wouldn't even let me keep it in a jar  :argh!:

Once something's been cut out of me, I don't want it anymore.

I tried to get my wisdom tooth, but the dentist said it was illegal to give it to me because it was "toxic waste".
My tooth was "toxic waste".
THANKS A LOT OBAMA CLINTON
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#759
January 21, 2014, 02:23:55 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 21, 2014, 02:22:13 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 21, 2014, 02:19:45 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2014, 02:19:06 AM

It broke  :sad: the doctor wouldn't even let me keep it in a jar  :argh!:

Once something's been cut out of me, I don't want it anymore.

I tried to get my wisdom tooth, but the dentist said it was illegal to give it to me because it was "toxic waste".
My tooth was "toxic waste".
THANKS A LOT OBAMA CLINTON

My whole face is toxic waste.

And let's not get started on my hair problem.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#760
January 21, 2014, 02:33:37 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 21, 2014, 02:23:55 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 21, 2014, 02:22:13 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 21, 2014, 02:19:45 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2014, 02:19:06 AM

It broke  :sad: the doctor wouldn't even let me keep it in a jar  :argh!:

Once something's been cut out of me, I don't want it anymore.

I tried to get my wisdom tooth, but the dentist said it was illegal to give it to me because it was "toxic waste".
My tooth was "toxic waste".
THANKS A LOT OBAMA CLINTON

My whole face is toxic waste.

And let's not get started on my hair problem.

Yeah, but this is A MOUTH FULL OF TOXIC WASTE.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Nephew Twiddleton

#761
January 21, 2014, 02:44:11 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 21, 2014, 02:22:13 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 21, 2014, 02:19:45 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2014, 02:19:06 AM

It broke  :sad: the doctor wouldn't even let me keep it in a jar  :argh!:

Once something's been cut out of me, I don't want it anymore.

I tried to get my wisdom tooth, but the dentist said it was illegal to give it to me because it was "toxic waste".
My tooth was "toxic waste".
THANKS A LOT OBAMA CLINTON

I still have all of my wisdom teeth in a little cloth baggy. 3.0+0.5+0.5 wisdom teeth.

Local anaesthetic and Jimi Hendrix. Then vicodin. That was a pretty fun week.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#762
January 21, 2014, 02:53:28 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 21, 2014, 02:33:37 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 21, 2014, 02:23:55 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 21, 2014, 02:22:13 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 21, 2014, 02:19:45 AM
Quote from: Vladimir Poutine ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on January 21, 2014, 02:19:06 AM

It broke  :sad: the doctor wouldn't even let me keep it in a jar  :argh!:

Once something's been cut out of me, I don't want it anymore.

I tried to get my wisdom tooth, but the dentist said it was illegal to give it to me because it was "toxic waste".
My tooth was "toxic waste".
THANKS A LOT OBAMA CLINTON

My whole face is toxic waste.

And let's not get started on my hair problem.

Yeah, but this is A MOUTH FULL OF TOXIC WASTE.

One day, I shall have to tell you a particularly horrible tale.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#763
January 21, 2014, 03:53:40 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 20, 2014, 11:56:37 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on January 20, 2014, 11:49:15 PM
Damn Vex, sorry to hear it, hope it's nothing.

Roger, hope you feel better.

I am not by nature prone to depression, which I can now see is obviously what's wrong with me.

If I don't feel better in a week, I'll be off to see the doctor.

Depression sucks horribly. I hope it lifts quickly.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#764
January 21, 2014, 03:54:12 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 21, 2014, 12:04:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xljA6zJn4I

CLICK IT.


JUST FUCKING CLICK IT.

:lulz: That pretty much made my whole fucking night.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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