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[Suu]

So, I'm getting married.

We've been planning it for 2 weeks now, and we're getting the license on Thursday when he's down from base. I've been keeping it under wraps since we didn't want it to be a big to-do (such as, My Big Fat Italian Wedding Mark II) and just on paper for now, so I can get on military benefits because he's nervous about me not being able to get real coverage out of school and in between jobs, as well as me not being able to get on base for grocery shopping and the like when he deploys eventually. Thing is, EVERYONE wants us to get married. It's kind of weird, I never got this the first time around. This time it's, "So when are you getting married?" And "Get married, already!" or my personal favorite, "We like him, and you haven't scared him away yet."

We are, damnit. Richter is our clergy, and Luna is one of the witnesses. So there. We'll have an actual wedding in a year or 2, but for now, we're just going to tell everyone I'm engaged, as to control familial explosions. If my grandmother and the Long Island contingent of the Suu clan were to find out I went and got hitched without a Catholic Priest, again, and did it without telling them, you could hear the brains pop all the way in Tucson.

Yay, mahwage.

-Suu
Ain't changing the name this time, either. Too much work.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

So, I'm getting married.

We've been planning it for 2 weeks now, and we're getting the license on Thursday when he's down from base. I've been keeping it under wraps since we didn't want it to be a big to-do (such as, My Big Fat Italian Wedding Mark II) and just on paper for now, so I can get on military benefits because he's nervous about me not being able to get real coverage out of school and in between jobs, as well as me not being able to get on base for grocery shopping and the like when he deploys eventually. Thing is, EVERYONE wants us to get married. It's kind of weird, I never got this the first time around. This time it's, "So when are you getting married?" And "Get married, already!" or my personal favorite, "We like him, and you haven't scared him away yet."

We are, damnit. Richter is our clergy, and Luna is one of the witnesses. So there. We'll have an actual wedding in a year or 2, but for now, we're just going to tell everyone I'm engaged, as to control familial explosions. If my grandmother and the Long Island contingent of the Suu clan were to find out I went and got hitched without a Catholic Priest, again, and did it without telling them, you could hear the brains pop all the way in Tucson.

Yay, mahwage.

-Suu
Ain't changing the name this time, either. Too much work.

Congrats!!! That's amazeballs. Happy times!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

So, I'm getting married.

We've been planning it for 2 weeks now, and we're getting the license on Thursday when he's down from base. I've been keeping it under wraps since we didn't want it to be a big to-do (such as, My Big Fat Italian Wedding Mark II) and just on paper for now, so I can get on military benefits because he's nervous about me not being able to get real coverage out of school and in between jobs, as well as me not being able to get on base for grocery shopping and the like when he deploys eventually. Thing is, EVERYONE wants us to get married. It's kind of weird, I never got this the first time around. This time it's, "So when are you getting married?" And "Get married, already!" or my personal favorite, "We like him, and you haven't scared him away yet."

We are, damnit. Richter is our clergy, and Luna is one of the witnesses. So there. We'll have an actual wedding in a year or 2, but for now, we're just going to tell everyone I'm engaged, as to control familial explosions. If my grandmother and the Long Island contingent of the Suu clan were to find out I went and got hitched without a Catholic Priest, again, and did it without telling them, you could hear the brains pop all the way in Tucson.

Yay, mahwage.

-Suu
Ain't changing the name this time, either. Too much work.

I would like to attend the larger celebration, whenever it may be.

May you two have many ears.

[Left]

Congrats.

[Eater of Clowns]

Congrats, Suu!

[Suu]

Thanks guys, when the party happens, we'll let everyone know. Richter will be proceeding over that one as well. He mentioned something about duct tape.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Thanks guys, when the party happens, we'll let everyone know. Richter will be proceeding over that one as well. He mentioned something about duct tape.

Much more secure than a tiny ring.

Unless you're going to do a bondage tape wedding dress. That would be . . . O.O . . . brb, I'll be in my bunk.

[Suu]

I just Googled "bondage tape wedding dress" and am disappoint.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I just Googled "bondage tape wedding dress" and am disappoint.

Fucking Pintrest.

[StandBackJack]

Congratumalations!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So, I'm getting married.

We've been planning it for 2 weeks now, and we're getting the license on Thursday when he's down from base. I've been keeping it under wraps since we didn't want it to be a big to-do (such as, My Big Fat Italian Wedding Mark II) and just on paper for now, so I can get on military benefits because he's nervous about me not being able to get real coverage out of school and in between jobs, as well as me not being able to get on base for grocery shopping and the like when he deploys eventually. Thing is, EVERYONE wants us to get married. It's kind of weird, I never got this the first time around. This time it's, "So when are you getting married?" And "Get married, already!" or my personal favorite, "We like him, and you haven't scared him away yet."

We are, damnit. Richter is our clergy, and Luna is one of the witnesses. So there. We'll have an actual wedding in a year or 2, but for now, we're just going to tell everyone I'm engaged, as to control familial explosions. If my grandmother and the Long Island contingent of the Suu clan were to find out I went and got hitched without a Catholic Priest, again, and did it without telling them, you could hear the brains pop all the way in Tucson.

Yay, mahwage.

-Suu
Ain't changing the name this time, either. Too much work.

HAH!  CALLED IT!

[Suu]

So, I'm getting married.

We've been planning it for 2 weeks now, and we're getting the license on Thursday when he's down from base. I've been keeping it under wraps since we didn't want it to be a big to-do (such as, My Big Fat Italian Wedding Mark II) and just on paper for now, so I can get on military benefits because he's nervous about me not being able to get real coverage out of school and in between jobs, as well as me not being able to get on base for grocery shopping and the like when he deploys eventually. Thing is, EVERYONE wants us to get married. It's kind of weird, I never got this the first time around. This time it's, "So when are you getting married?" And "Get married, already!" or my personal favorite, "We like him, and you haven't scared him away yet."

We are, damnit. Richter is our clergy, and Luna is one of the witnesses. So there. We'll have an actual wedding in a year or 2, but for now, we're just going to tell everyone I'm engaged, as to control familial explosions. If my grandmother and the Long Island contingent of the Suu clan were to find out I went and got hitched without a Catholic Priest, again, and did it without telling them, you could hear the brains pop all the way in Tucson.

Yay, mahwage.

-Suu
Ain't changing the name this time, either. Too much work.

HAH!  CALLED IT!

I figured I may as well post it here first, since you figured it out. I knew you did. I think MOST people have, actually. Especially after the whole debacle today he had to deal with as far as housing goes. I just didn't want it to come across as me being all murky and going for his benefits when it's not the case. Yes, for now, it is a marriage of benefits, and a contract, but, we really do love each other, and I haven't wanted to murder him in the 2 years we've dated so far. So I think we're doing well.

[Suu]

I will also add that yes, we've discussed the possibility of me going to school far away, but he's also going to be gone for at least 6 months by the end of 2016 on his next deployment. I've already started taking care of his finances and such while he's at the shipyard, this is really going to make both of our lives easier. No, I am not stealing his GI Bill, my school costs are my own. But Tricare is cheaper monthly than my Obamacare premium (which is still, might I add, very reasonable) and he gets dependent allowance which will help me have a safety net with my bills when work shits the bed in March, like it always does.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I will also add that yes, we've discussed the possibility of me going to school far away, but he's also going to be gone for at least 6 months by the end of 2016 on his next deployment. I've already started taking care of his finances and such while he's at the shipyard, this is really going to make both of our lives easier. No, I am not stealing his GI Bill, my school costs are my own. But Tricare is cheaper monthly than my Obamacare premium (which is still, might I add, very reasonable) and he gets dependent allowance which will help me have a safety net with my bills when work shits the bed in March, like it always does.

I don't think anyone is accusing you of anything.

[Suu]

I will also add that yes, we've discussed the possibility of me going to school far away, but he's also going to be gone for at least 6 months by the end of 2016 on his next deployment. I've already started taking care of his finances and such while he's at the shipyard, this is really going to make both of our lives easier. No, I am not stealing his GI Bill, my school costs are my own. But Tricare is cheaper monthly than my Obamacare premium (which is still, might I add, very reasonable) and he gets dependent allowance which will help me have a safety net with my bills when work shits the bed in March, like it always does.

I don't think anyone is accusing you of anything.

I know. But I wanted to have my ass covered. I guess you can say I'm shellshocked from previous mistakes.

I mean, it's not like it's only been 2 months, and we're living together, and we're thinking of the children, or anything.