Re: Open Bar: RECOMMENDABLE

[Ben Shapiro]

I'd pay to watch that. Although only if Bear then combs the cabbage out of Roger's back fur with a curry comb afterwards. Because it would be rude to send him home to his wife adorned with cabbage bits. Coleslaw is not an aphrodisiac to most people.

I would maw the cabbage out of him at 70% strength because you know he's getting up there, and I'm getting less and less sane.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'd pay to watch that. Although only if Bear then combs the cabbage out of Roger's back fur with a curry comb afterwards. Because it would be rude to send him home to his wife adorned with cabbage bits. Coleslaw is not an aphrodisiac to most people.

I would maw the cabbage out of him at 70% strength because you know he's getting up there, and I'm getting less and less sane.

I fear no Texan.  Give it your best shot.

[Ben Shapiro]

I'd pay to watch that. Although only if Bear then combs the cabbage out of Roger's back fur with a curry comb afterwards. Because it would be rude to send him home to his wife adorned with cabbage bits. Coleslaw is not an aphrodisiac to most people.

I would maw the cabbage out of him at 70% strength because you know he's getting up there, and I'm getting less and less sane.

I fear no Texan.  Give it your best shot.

I shall channel the animal spirit of Stella, and /b/inks

[Ben Shapiro]

So, I'm getting married.

We've been planning it for 2 weeks now, and we're getting the license on Thursday when he's down from base. I've been keeping it under wraps since we didn't want it to be a big to-do (such as, My Big Fat Italian Wedding Mark II) and just on paper for now, so I can get on military benefits because he's nervous about me not being able to get real coverage out of school and in between jobs, as well as me not being able to get on base for grocery shopping and the like when he deploys eventually. Thing is, EVERYONE wants us to get married. It's kind of weird, I never got this the first time around. This time it's, "So when are you getting married?" And "Get married, already!" or my personal favorite, "We like him, and you haven't scared him away yet."

We are, damnit. Richter is our clergy, and Luna is one of the witnesses. So there. We'll have an actual wedding in a year or 2, but for now, we're just going to tell everyone I'm engaged, as to control familial explosions. If my grandmother and the Long Island contingent of the Suu clan were to find out I went and got hitched without a Catholic Priest, again, and did it without telling them, you could hear the brains pop all the way in Tucson.

Yay, mahwage.

-Suu
Ain't changing the name this time, either. Too much work.

HHAHAHHHAAHAHHA NICE!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I gotta admit, Suu, I'm kinda jealous.

Not because of the ginger sailorman thing because not my bag.

Just in general. It's going to be a while for me.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Congrats, Suu!

In other news, who was the asshat that planted this? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2542048/Parents-warned-alarming-Smarties-snorting-craze-kids-crush-candies-inhale-dust-nose.html

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

So, I'm getting married.

We've been planning it for 2 weeks now, and we're getting the license on Thursday when he's down from base. I've been keeping it under wraps since we didn't want it to be a big to-do (such as, My Big Fat Italian Wedding Mark II) and just on paper for now, so I can get on military benefits because he's nervous about me not being able to get real coverage out of school and in between jobs, as well as me not being able to get on base for grocery shopping and the like when he deploys eventually. Thing is, EVERYONE wants us to get married. It's kind of weird, I never got this the first time around. This time it's, "So when are you getting married?" And "Get married, already!" or my personal favorite, "We like him, and you haven't scared him away yet."

We are, damnit. Richter is our clergy, and Luna is one of the witnesses. So there. We'll have an actual wedding in a year or 2, but for now, we're just going to tell everyone I'm engaged, as to control familial explosions. If my grandmother and the Long Island contingent of the Suu clan were to find out I went and got hitched without a Catholic Priest, again, and did it without telling them, you could hear the brains pop all the way in Tucson.

Yay, mahwage.

-Suu
Ain't changing the name this time, either. Too much work.

Congratulations!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/07/08/when-lyme-disease-lasts-and-lasts/?_php=true&_type=blogs&_r=0

Long and boring-ass story, but not lyme.
cpnhelp.org

Ah that's a shitty one. But what's with the self-diagnosis and black-market (and potentially lethal) self-treatment?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Congrats, Suu!

In other news, who was the asshat that planted this? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2542048/Parents-warned-alarming-Smarties-snorting-craze-kids-crush-candies-inhale-dust-nose.html

wow

"Preventionists", known in another era as Chicken Little, really will believe anything.

[East Coast Hustle]

So, I'm getting married.

We've been planning it for 2 weeks now, and we're getting the license on Thursday when he's down from base. I've been keeping it under wraps since we didn't want it to be a big to-do (such as, My Big Fat Italian Wedding Mark II) and just on paper for now, so I can get on military benefits because he's nervous about me not being able to get real coverage out of school and in between jobs, as well as me not being able to get on base for grocery shopping and the like when he deploys eventually. Thing is, EVERYONE wants us to get married. It's kind of weird, I never got this the first time around. This time it's, "So when are you getting married?" And "Get married, already!" or my personal favorite, "We like him, and you haven't scared him away yet."

We are, damnit. Richter is our clergy, and Luna is one of the witnesses. So there. We'll have an actual wedding in a year or 2, but for now, we're just going to tell everyone I'm engaged, as to control familial explosions. If my grandmother and the Long Island contingent of the Suu clan were to find out I went and got hitched without a Catholic Priest, again, and did it without telling them, you could hear the brains pop all the way in Tucson.

Yay, mahwage.

-Suu
Ain't changing the name this time, either. Too much work.

You have been with him for quite a while now and, to my knowledge, you have yet to post one thing that makes him out to be a raging douchetard. Plus, sailor. Lock that shit down, yo. And congratulations!

[Left]

http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/07/08/when-lyme-disease-lasts-and-lasts/?_php=true&_type=blogs&_r=0

Long and boring-ass story, but not lyme.
cpnhelp.org

Ah that's a shitty one. But what's with the self-diagnosis and black-market (and potentially lethal) self-treatment?

I'm enrolled in the county indigent medical system.
In Texas.   
...All my specialists are n00bs, doctors doing residencies.
I have a psych dx too.
Nobody's bothered to culture, even after sinus surgery #2 and a decade plus of illness,and me begging.
I'm not taken seriously,and I don't expect that to improve.

...Don't have access to better, so rolling dice on DIY.  I seem to have a really resilient liver anyway, so it'll probably be fine.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/07/08/when-lyme-disease-lasts-and-lasts/?_php=true&_type=blogs&_r=0

Long and boring-ass story, but not lyme.
cpnhelp.org

Ah that's a shitty one. But what's with the self-diagnosis and black-market (and potentially lethal) self-treatment?

I'm enrolled in the county indigent medical system.
In Texas.   
...All my specialists are n00bs, doctors doing residencies.
I have a psych dx too.
Nobody's bothered to culture, even after sinus surgery #2 and a decade plus of illness,and me begging.
I'm not taken seriously,and I don't expect that to improve.

...Don't have access to better, so rolling dice on DIY.  I seem to have a really resilient liver anyway, so it'll probably be fine.

We don't have the indigent one. In THIS county you pay thirty bucks for them to fuck you up.

[EK WAFFLR]

Congrats Suu!

[Cain]

Congratulations Suu.

[Sita]

Oh god the Smarties snorting thing. I had to deal with that recently with my son.
By deal I mean that my son asked about it because some kids at school were talking about it. Thankfully my son is smart enough to just eat the candy and not stick it up his nose, which he thought was a really stupid way to enjoy it.


Also congrats Suu! Hope your married life is a wonderful one