Re: Open Bar: RECOMMENDABLE

[Suu]

Tonight I learned a lesson that I am not infallible.

I am good at what I do, but I am not perfect, and I am incapable of flaw. I screw stuff up all the time, but tonight it hit me like a ton of bricks, because it's this stupid contest project I've poured a lot of passion into. I'm not going to win on Saturday, just out of sheer bias of the judges, and I'm okay with that, but I am going to make sure my point is made. That not only am I capable sewing out of my period LIKE A FUCKING BOSS, I can do so in a way that makes everyone be reminded of how much I still hate their fucking sports teams in the worst known NFL color scheme ever created...This contest is stupid.

In other news, my Pandora station is playing a lot of NIN tonight, and I'm reminded that Downward Spiral is now 20 years old. My head fucking hurts.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

FACEBOOK - BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU HATED THEM.

FACEBOOK - Because you didn't know that disagreement on one (1) issue means that you have no agency as a functional human being.

Every time I think about making a Facebook account thingie, I come here and find fifty reason why NO.

[Eater of Clowns]

The two most godless cities in America are Providence and New Bedford

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Moving to the Portland area at the end of the year-ish. Probably smack-dab in the middle of NaNo. Which will be entertaining. Looking at the Gresham area. Beaverton is right out. Fuck that place. Whee!

[Eater of Clowns]

Moving to the Portland area at the end of the year-ish. Probably smack-dab in the middle of NaNo. Which will be entertaining. Looking at the Gresham area. Beaverton is right out. Fuck that place. Whee!

Portland Portland?

Make sure you tell Nigel all about your NaNoWriMo. She LOVES it.

[Telarus]

Beaverton is right out. Fuck that place. Whee!

Gods, I've been living here for the last 10 years. 

[tyrannosaurus vex]

UPDATE: Cancer scare was, apparently, a false alarm. Thank you all for praying to Eris, not because I believe in prayer, but because I now get to tell my sister in law that her son will live because a bunch of Internet people prayed to the Goddess of Confusion and Chaos. Seriously though, I imagine the kid is feeling like a bazillion bucks right now, even if his knee does still have a weird lump in its bone and inexplicable chronic pain.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

UPDATE: Cancer scare was, apparently, a false alarm. Thank you all for praying to Eris, not because I believe in prayer, but because I now get to tell my sister in law that her son will live because a bunch of Internet people prayed to the Goddess of Confusion and Chaos. Seriously though, I imagine the kid is feeling like a bazillion bucks right now, even if his knee does still have a weird lump in its bone and inexplicable chronic pain.

Hallelujah! Praise Eris! Pass the hotdogs (sans buns) 'round!

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Beaverton is right out. Fuck that place. Whee!

Gods, I've been living here for the last 10 years. 

I meant to say it sounds like a delightful place. >.>

Moving to the Portland area at the end of the year-ish. Probably smack-dab in the middle of NaNo. Which will be entertaining. Looking at the Gresham area. Beaverton is right out. Fuck that place. Whee!

Portland Portland?

Make sure you tell Nigel all about your NaNoWriMo. She LOVES it.

I want to keep my fingers attached to my hands, thanks.

[Eater of Clowns]

UPDATE: Cancer scare was, apparently, a false alarm. Thank you all for praying to Eris, not because I believe in prayer, but because I now get to tell my sister in law that her son will live because a bunch of Internet people prayed to the Goddess of Confusion and Chaos. Seriously though, I imagine the kid is feeling like a bazillion bucks right now, even if his knee does still have a weird lump in its bone and inexplicable chronic pain.

Great news, good for the kid. Too bad about the knee, though.

[Left]

The two most godless cities in America are Providence and New Bedford

...Was looking at that, and Cedar Rapids is a hotbed of secularism???    In fact, I'm surprised it's a hot bed of anything.

Also surprised Detroit scored as high as it did; I would think Detroit residents would know their God to be a vengeful and uncaring bastard.

UPDATE: Cancer scare was, apparently, a false alarm.

YAY!  ... I hope the pain either goes away on its' own or can be treated.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

The two most godless cities in America are Providence and New Bedford

...Was looking at that, and Cedar Rapids is a hotbed of secularism???    In fact, I'm surprised it's a hot bed of anything.

Also surprised Detroit scored as high as it did; I would think Detroit residents would know their God to be a vengeful and uncaring bastard.

UPDATE: Cancer scare was, apparently, a false alarm.

YAY!  ... I hope the pain either goes away on its' own or can be treated.

I can vouch for Cedar Rapids and Waterloo being godless pits of corn and despair. They only have one church for every two bars and/or 'social clubs' whereas the rest of Iowa has two churches for every bar and/or 'social club'.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

UPDATE: Cancer scare was, apparently, a false alarm. Thank you all for praying to Eris, not because I believe in prayer, but because I now get to tell my sister in law that her son will live because a bunch of Internet people prayed to the Goddess of Confusion and Chaos. Seriously though, I imagine the kid is feeling like a bazillion bucks right now, even if his knee does still have a weird lump in its bone and inexplicable chronic pain.

Ohhh so much good

I have been in that "you probably have cancer... oh wait nope" place before. It's crazymaking.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah, well, won't ever be speaking to St Mae again.

Wow, really? Missed that. She's LO's aunt.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Moving to the Portland area at the end of the year-ish. Probably smack-dab in the middle of NaNo. Which will be entertaining. Looking at the Gresham area. Beaverton is right out. Fuck that place. Whee!

Sweeeeet! Gresham though! That's hardcore.