Re: Open Bar: RECOMMENDABLE

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You should move up north. We got the same amount of snow this morning as you guys did all day yesterday. It was refreshing, actually. Really fine powder that I was able to just sweep off the driveway instead of walking outside an falling on my ass from the ice patches.

If my family weren't a pestilence upon the land, I'd go back to PA in a heartbeat. If I didn't think they'd infest Boston searching for me, I'd move there.

They don't have to know.

Twid,
Everyone should live in Boston. Especially the traitors who move to California, for punishment purposes.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I feel like a dog ate my heart, right after I got hit by a semi.

I also only slept for 3 hours last night.

These two things might be related.

I am going to pour beer all over it and see what happens.

Good move.

It's common knowledge that beer replaces sleep perfectly.

[Salty]

I feel like a dog ate my heart, right after I got hit by a semi.

I also only slept for 3 hours last night.

These two things might be related.

I am going to pour beer all over it and see what happens.

Good move.

It's common knowledge that beer replaces sleep perfectly.

I FEEL BETTER ALREADY.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I feel like a dog ate my heart, right after I got hit by a semi.

I also only slept for 3 hours last night.

These two things might be related.

I am going to pour beer all over it and see what happens.

Good move.

It's common knowledge that beer replaces sleep perfectly.

I FEEL BETTER ALREADY.

Who needs sleep? Well you're never gonna get it.
Who needs sleep? Be happy with what you're getting.
There's a guy who's been awake since the second World War.

[Salty]

I feel like a dog ate my heart, right after I got hit by a semi.

I also only slept for 3 hours last night.

These two things might be related.

I am going to pour beer all over it and see what happens.

Good move.

It's common knowledge that beer replaces sleep perfectly.

I FEEL BETTER ALREADY.

Who needs sleep? Well you're never gonna get it.
Who needs sleep? Be happy with what you're getting.
There's a guy who's been awake since the second World War.

I NEED SLEEP LIKE I NEED TEETH IN MY ASS.















I NEED TEETH IN MY ASS.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

I feel like a dog ate my heart, right after I got hit by a semi.

I also only slept for 3 hours last night.

These two things might be related.

I am going to pour beer all over it and see what happens.

Good move.

It's common knowledge that beer replaces sleep perfectly.

I FEEL BETTER ALREADY.

Who needs sleep? Well you're never gonna get it.
Who needs sleep? Be happy with what you're getting.
There's a guy who's been awake since the second World War.

I NEED SLEEP LIKE I NEED TEETH IN MY ASS.















I NEED TEETH IN MY ASS.

Given the conversation over in the Dream a Little Dream thread I read this probably some other way than you meant it and now I have a very disturbing picture in my head that is oddly tantalizing and somewhat terrifying.

[Salty]

I feel like a dog ate my heart, right after I got hit by a semi.

I also only slept for 3 hours last night.

These two things might be related.

I am going to pour beer all over it and see what happens.

Good move.

It's common knowledge that beer replaces sleep perfectly.

I FEEL BETTER ALREADY.

Who needs sleep? Well you're never gonna get it.
Who needs sleep? Be happy with what you're getting.
There's a guy who's been awake since the second World War.

I NEED SLEEP LIKE I NEED TEETH IN MY ASS.















I NEED TEETH IN MY ASS.

Given the conversation over in the Dream a Little Dream thread I read this probably some other way than you meant it and now I have a very disturbing picture in my head that is oddly tantalizing and somewhat terrifying.

SPLENDID.

[Salty]

IT OCCURS TO ME THAT ALL MY FAVORITE WRITERS WERE DRUNKS.

FURTHERMORE, IT OCCURS TO ME THAT I MAY HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF COMMITTING MYSELF TO BEING A DRUNK INSTEAD OF WOMEN.

OR AT LEAST, ABOUT AS WELL OFF.

[Salty]

I AM A GOD DAMNED FOOL FOR WOMEN. MEN CANNOT EVEN TOUCH THAT SHIT.

MAYBE WITH PRACTICE.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

We can't stop here, this is vagina country?

[Salty]

We can't stop here, this is vagina country?

IT REALLY IS NOT THE VAGINA.

IT IS THE WAY THEY MOVE AND WALK AND TALK.

[Salty]

MEN, BY AND LARGE, PETER OUT.

WOMEN HAVE STAYING POWER.

THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT.

ALL OF IT.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Roger:  "Okay, Cramer...We turned the blower around like you wanted.  Now remember:  You have to adjust the damper before you put full pressure to the machine.  Got that?"

Cramer:  "Yep."

<5 minutes go by>

BANG

Bits of ceramic shoot through the roof and land on the ground outside.

Roger:  "Cramer, tell Dirty Old Uncle Roger what ya done wrong."

Cramer:  "I didn't adjust the damper."

Roger:  "Why didn't you adjust the damper, Cramer?"

Cramer:  "I was going to, but I got a text right when I started the machine."

Roger:  "And you walked away from the machine to answer the text."

Cramer:  "Yes."

Roger:  "Do you mind telling me what the $35,000 text was?"

Cramer:  "A pic of Tia Tequila nude."

Roger: "..."

Cramer:  "What?"

Roger:  "..."

Cramer:  "SORRY! WHAT?"

Roger:  "Nothing Cramer.  Nothing.  Go do whatever else you have to do.  We'll just get started here."

<10 minutes>

Cramer:  "The ball mill won't start."

Roger:  "Did you start the lube system first?"

Cramer:  "Oh, yeah."

Roger:  "How long have you been working here, Cramer?"

Cramer:  "8 years."

Roger:  "..."

Cramer:  "WHAT?"

Roger:  "..."

Cramer:  "I HATE WHEN YOU DO THAT.  I CAN HEAR YOU NOT SAYING ANYTHING!"





This is my job.  Where I work.

This is amazing.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Our highways are elaborate labyrinthine parking lots covered in ice and plastic sacks of trucker poop. Our streets are black ice covered asphalt. Everything is closed. Everyone is huddled inside, praying for the bright death star to turn its baleful eye from California and Arizona to our forsaken wasteland.

There are people who've been trapped on the highway for 22+ hours. No way off. No more gas. No welfare checks from first responders, nothing from any organization. And it's the snow's fault there's no infrastructure.

I can't stop giggling.

http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-1079368

You should really consider moving out of the third world country you live in.

Climate change.

When unexpected weather events happen in places that, well, don't expect them, things go to shit. Whether it's cold or hot.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You should move up north. We got the same amount of snow this morning as you guys did all day yesterday. It was refreshing, actually. Really fine powder that I was able to just sweep off the driveway instead of walking outside an falling on my ass from the ice patches.

Tucson's where it's at.  75-80F, and we sit around all day taking the square root of negative numbers.  Because time is slower, but entropy is faster.  Nobody can explain it, and we'd beat the crap out of anyone who tried.

It was a balmy 48 degrees here today.