Re: Open Bar: RECOMMENDABLE

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Seven hours in to an eleven hour shift. Send pizza and Epsom salts.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Mmmm, pizza!

I have been having a hard time motivating myself to work on my chemistry homework today. I did some philosophy homework and took the dogs to the river though.

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I moved to Fresno last Tuesday.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I moved to Fresno last Tuesday.

WHAT?? WHY???

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I moved to Fresno last Tuesday.

WHAT?? WHY???

To be within driving distance of my daughter, primarily.

Also, because there's apparently something about me that causes women to drag me to California by my balls.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I just got officially asked out by that biochemistry professor. Who looks like Jon Cusack. Not to be shallow, but he wants to talk about fmr1 expression.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

Just got menthol ecig juice in my eye. This is how I die.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Just got menthol ecig juice in my eye. This is how I die.

That sounds horrible and potentially very unhealthy.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Just as an FYI, you can't flush paper towels down the toilet. Not even the whole roll at once.

[Salty]

Just got menthol ecig juice in my eye. This is how I die.

That sounds horrible and potentially very unhealthy.

OR the new youtube craze of America's youth!

Somebody stop this madness. These Juice Balls are a scourge!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Just as an FYI, you can't flush paper towels down the toilet. Not even the whole roll at once.

This is an actual true fact!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Just got menthol ecig juice in my eye. This is how I die.

That sounds horrible and potentially very unhealthy.

OR the new youtube craze of America's youth!

Somebody stop this madness. These Juice Balls are a scourge!

OMG

KIDS HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW WAY TO GET HIGH! Called "Juiceballing", teenagers have discovered that placing a drop of e-cigarette "juice" directly in their eye will lead to what users describe as a "temporary but intense" euphoria.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

Just got menthol ecig juice in my eye. This is how I die.

That sounds horrible and potentially very unhealthy.

OR the new youtube craze of America's youth!

Somebody stop this madness. These Juice Balls are a scourge!

OMG

KIDS HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW WAY TO GET HIGH! Called "Juiceballing", teenagers have discovered that placing a drop of e-cigarette "juice" directly in their eye will lead to what users describe as a "temporary but intense" euphoria.

Well after the initial burning and tears it turned into a nice tingling sensation for a minute. Felt like when you wash with the dr. bronners mint soap.

I DIDNT DIE THO FALSE ALARM!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Teenager Kim Sampson, 14, from Wahoma Falls OR reports that she first tried "Juiceballing" during an ordinary sleepover with her friends. "We all heard about it at school, and I was like, I mean, my dad breathes this stuff, right? It can't be dangerous."

[Salty]

Just got menthol ecig juice in my eye. This is how I die.

That sounds horrible and potentially very unhealthy.

OR the new youtube craze of America's youth!

Somebody stop this madness. These Juice Balls are a scourge!

OMG

KIDS HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW WAY TO GET HIGH! Called "Juiceballing", teenagers have discovered that placing a drop of e-cigarette "juice" directly in their eye will lead to what users describe as a "temporary but intense" euphoria.

Gathering at parties, sometimes call Juice Balls or Eye-Cig Parties, kids all across America are engaging in this dangerous trend.