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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 05, 2014, 05:53:03 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
January 06, 2014, 10:49:13 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 06, 2014, 10:47:29 AM
I still love that no-one thought about this when installing the bulbs in the first place.  I know science education isn't a priority (especially not when it cuts into valuable time that could be spent extolling the martial virtues of the Empire in WWI), but what did they expect to happen, that magical Polish lightbulb faeires would magic in new ones?

Same thing happened in our plant.  FIRST they put the sodium lights WAY THE FUCK UP THERE, THEN they pit the kilns in.  Every week I get a notification to change the lights.  Every week I cheerfully pass it on to engineering, who did this in the first fucking place.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#31
January 06, 2014, 10:57:04 AM
Everywhere I go seems to be unseasonably warm.

I brought the Tucson, where's the party?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

MMIX

#32
January 06, 2014, 11:08:02 AM
Ask Angela Merkel. Didn't take you long to break her pelvis did it Tucson boi?
"The ultimate hidden truth of the world is that it is something we make and could just as easily make differently" David Graeber

Junkenstein

#33
January 06, 2014, 12:55:46 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 06, 2014, 10:44:39 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 06, 2014, 10:42:53 AM
If you're going through Terminal 5, remember to point and laugh at the lightbulbs.

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Various ways of replacing them have been investigated, including gondolas and high-level cherry pickers, none of which were deemed "practical or safe".

Following months of discussion, the airport has finally found a "safe and robust way to replace all of the light bulbs" using 'Cirque du Soleil-style' high-level rope work done by a specialist company.

YOUR ENGLAND IS BROKEN.

Wait what? Cherry Pickers are dangerous but cirque du soleil kind of shit is risk free?

Someone's sniffing glue or been bribed surely.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
January 06, 2014, 03:24:11 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on January 06, 2014, 12:55:46 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 06, 2014, 10:44:39 AM
Quote from: Cain on January 06, 2014, 10:42:53 AM
If you're going through Terminal 5, remember to point and laugh at the lightbulbs.

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Various ways of replacing them have been investigated, including gondolas and high-level cherry pickers, none of which were deemed "practical or safe".

Following months of discussion, the airport has finally found a "safe and robust way to replace all of the light bulbs" using 'Cirque du Soleil-style' high-level rope work done by a specialist company.

YOUR ENGLAND IS BROKEN.

Wait what? Cherry Pickers are dangerous but cirque du soleil kind of shit is risk free?

Someone's sniffing glue or been bribed surely.

Well, they're artists, dammit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

#35
January 06, 2014, 03:38:50 PM
Oh art.

That makes much more sense now, it's most likely funded by the national lottery.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

LMNO

#36
January 06, 2014, 03:45:15 PM
If they're artists, then of course, they're expendable.

The Good Reverend Roger

#37
January 06, 2014, 07:08:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 06, 2014, 03:45:15 PM
If they're artists, then of course, they're expendable.

It isn't really art if you don't suffer for it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#38
January 06, 2014, 07:22:18 PM
Well, I certainly hope they don't expect to get paid.

The Good Reverend Roger

#39
January 06, 2014, 07:26:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 06, 2014, 07:22:18 PM
Well, I certainly hope they don't expect to get paid.

I know someone who is getting paid.  Mike.  The others asked him "isn't Roger coming out to eat?", and Mike said, "No, he's sleeping."  I've been awake the whole time, he never called or knocked on my door.

So, making do with room service, plotting horrible revenge.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#40
January 06, 2014, 07:28:09 PM
You'd think he would know better by now.

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
January 06, 2014, 07:30:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 06, 2014, 07:28:09 PM
You'd think he would know better by now.

You'd think.  So I'm going to suffer through breast of chicken in sesame, and he's going to have fun tomorrow.

More fun that he really wanted, I mean.

Also, hotels here do not have laundry rooms.  This came as quite a shock to me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#42
January 06, 2014, 07:31:44 PM
I was pretty sure you were going to order the smothered hangar steak with a side of broccoli.

The Good Reverend Roger

#43
January 06, 2014, 07:33:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 06, 2014, 07:31:44 PM
I was pretty sure you were going to order the smothered hangar steak with a side of broccoli.

Naw.  Beef.  No red meat for Roger, or my blood turns into jello pudding.  Fortunately, pork isn't included in that, and neither is bird.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#44
January 06, 2014, 08:07:33 PM
Ah, I see.  I was thinking the red meat would make Mike suffer more, but it looks like you'd get the brunt of it.
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