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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 08, 2014, 05:15:03 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Hoopla on January 09, 2014, 01:22:17 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 09, 2014, 12:01:19 PM
Quote from: THE PHYTOPHTHORATIC HOLDER OF THE ADVANCED DEGREE on January 09, 2014, 01:24:06 AM
One of the funny things about the divide is that many firmly deist/theist thinkers have contributed immeasurably to science, sometimes on the grounds that they figured that God himself came down and revealed Himself and gave a holy MissionTM to figure out His Holy Kludges.

#ReneDescartesFeverDream

This is my personal belief.

God built it, set the rules, and left us to play with it.  Figuring out the rules is Holy Business™, and flat-earthers and those who say "there are some things man was not meant to know" are blasphemers and should be given the bastinado with the rebar of correction.

It sounds to me like you're saying science is Holy Business™... accurate?

Yep.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 09, 2014, 07:48:44 PM
Come to think of it, even Fedoras here are mostly popular in the 35+ set. Youngsters in these parts prefer boater hats, trucker hats, or these ridiculous things:



Trucker hats?!  Welcome to 2003, Portland.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Hoopla on January 09, 2014, 07:53:55 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 09, 2014, 07:48:44 PM
Come to think of it, even Fedoras here are mostly popular in the 35+ set. Youngsters in these parts prefer boater hats, trucker hats, or these ridiculous things:



Trucker hats?!  Welcome to 2003, Portland.

Portland does not care about your "trends". Portland does what it wants.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


hooplala

I'm just going to assume from now on that Portland will wear anything Ashton Kutcher did a decade ago.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Right now, Portland is really into wearing shapeless wool pants that are 130 years old, and these:



But only in the summer.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

The other hat I've been seeing around a lot is the weird-looking one with the kind of rolled brim that is upturned in the front. I have no idea what it's called.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

LMNO


Ben Shapiro

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 09, 2014, 07:48:44 PM
Come to think of it, even Fedoras here are mostly popular in the 35+ set. Youngsters in these parts prefer boater hats, trucker hats, or these ridiculous things:





I WANT IT!

Salty

Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 09, 2014, 07:48:44 PM
Come to think of it, even Fedoras here are mostly popular in the 35+ set. Youngsters in these parts prefer boater hats, trucker hats, or these ridiculous things:



:crankey:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Ben Shapiro


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Hoopla on January 09, 2014, 08:02:06 PM
Like this?



No, I think they might be some kind of bowler that's been mashed beyond all recognition, with the front brim pushed up really high.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."