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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 08, 2014, 12:36:36 PM

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January 08, 2014, 12:36:36 PM
http://abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=95218

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Student Expelled for Casting a Spell
O K L A H O M A  C I T Y, Oct. 28

An Oklahoma high school suspended a

15-year-old student after accusing her of casting a magic spell

that caused a teacher to become sick, lawyers for the student

said on Friday.

The American Civil Liberties Union said it had filed a lawsuit in the U.S. District Court in Tulsa, Oklahoma, on behalf of student Brandi Blackbear, charging that the assistant principal of Union Intermediate High School in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, suspended her for 15 days last December for supposedly casting a spell.

The suit also charged the Tulsa-area Union Public Schools with repeatedly violating Blackbear's civil rights by seizing notebooks she used to write horror stories and barring her from drawing or wearing signs of the pagan religion Wicca.

"It's hard for me to believe that in the year 2000 I am walking into court to defend my daughter against charges of witchcraft brought by her own school," said Timothy Blackbear, Brandi's father.

'Outlandish Accusations'

Joann Bell, executive director of the ACLU's Oklahoma chapter, said the "outlandish accusations" had made Blackbear's life at school unbearable.

"I, for one, would like to see the so-called evidence this school has that a 15-year-old girl made a grown man sick by casting a magic spell," Bell said.

A lawyer for the school district declined to comment.

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Junkenstein

#1
January 08, 2014, 12:44:54 PM
I, for one, would be interested to know how she's doing now that she'll be nearly 30.
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Junkenstein

#2
January 08, 2014, 12:47:53 PM
With further searches, it seems that the story actually is that old.

Still funny though.

Curiously, can't find anything about an outcome.
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#3
January 08, 2014, 01:33:40 PM
She obviously turned the judge into a newt and rode off into the sunset on her broomstick. Never trust a wiccan  :argh!:

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#4
January 08, 2014, 01:37:57 PM
A newt!?

Nephew Twiddleton

#5
January 09, 2014, 02:05:11 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on January 08, 2014, 01:37:57 PM
A newt!?

:argh!:

Also, lol 20th century.

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#6
January 09, 2014, 03:08:28 AM
I need a spell to make my gay intergalactic pony lover resonate her permanently in this dimension.

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#7
January 09, 2014, 03:18:32 AM
In general I oppose religious persecution strongly, but when it happens to a Wiccan, it doesn't bug me that much.
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#8
January 09, 2014, 03:24:41 AM
Quote from: V3X on January 09, 2014, 03:18:32 AM
In general I oppose religious persecution strongly, but when it happens to a Wiccan, it doesn't bug me that much.

They're getting what they're constantly imagining, so I don't see what the problem is either.
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January 10, 2014, 12:50:39 AM
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#10
January 10, 2014, 11:38:59 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#11
January 11, 2014, 04:54:46 AM
 :golfclap:

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#12
January 11, 2014, 04:57:19 AM
Somebody dredged this up to coincide with the Baphomet and Hanuman on the OK state capitol.
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#13
January 12, 2014, 08:34:44 AM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
January 12, 2014, 08:59:01 PM
:thanks:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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