Toilet Teeth

[hooplala]

"There's certain parts about being a man that one just has to experience... so, like my father before me, you're going to watch your dad... get pathetically drunk."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB4z492z2hg

I wish my father had done this... a ritualistic invitation to view him as a fellow human being with faults, rather than my idealized image of "father" would have been less traumatic than discovering the same person, by mistake, as he vomited his false teeth down the toilet on New Years Day morning.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That, there, is a man after my own heart.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

I wish my father had done this... a ritualistic invitation to view him as a fellow human being with faults, rather than my idealized image of "father" would have been less traumatic than discovering the same person, by mistake, as he vomited his false teeth down the toilet on New Years Day morning.

I witnessed my father come home, crash into the wall, fall over, then vomit. Good times. I haven't quite replicated his technique, but I'm working on it.

[hooplala]

That, there, is a man after my own heart.

I thought you might appreciate it.

[LMNO]

I feel like I've missed out on some profoundly important developmental experience.  Dad just read books and worked in his woodshop.  I had to figure out how to do all the incredibly stupid intoxicated things by myself.

[hooplala]

I feel like I've missed out on some profoundly important developmental experience.  Dad just read books and worked in his woodshop.  I had to figure out how to do all the incredibly stupid intoxicated things by myself.

"worked" in his workshop... probably brewing moonshine.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I feel like I've missed out on some profoundly important developmental experience.  Dad just read books and worked in his woodshop.  I had to figure out how to do all the incredibly stupid intoxicated things by myself.

"worked" in his workshop... probably brewing moonshine.

Printing rubber 20s.

[P3nT4gR4m]

An essential of growing up in scotland is that all important first time you carry your dad home from the pub instead of the other way around.

Very few scots remember much about this momentous rite of passage.

[LMNO]

An essential of growing up in scotland is that all important first time you carry your dad home from the pub instead of the other way around.

Very few scots remember much about this momentous rite of passage.

Hold on... How often do you carry the pub home from your dad?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

An essential of growing up in scotland is that all important first time you carry your dad home from the pub instead of the other way around.

Very few scots remember much about this momentous rite of passage.

Hold on... How often do you carry the pub home from your dad?

HELLO.  SCOTSMEN.

[Richter]

An essential of growing up in scotland is that all important first time you carry your dad home from the pub instead of the other way around.

Very few scots remember much about this momentous rite of passage.

Fuck.  Dad descended from Scots makes much more sense than the usual version of family history.  This explains quote a bit.