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Dream a Little Dream With Me VII

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 27, 2014, 04:04:25 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
January 28, 2014, 02:49:39 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 28, 2014, 02:41:07 AM
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.

I like to share the fun.   :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
January 28, 2014, 03:14:57 AM
ADGJKDFSGJK

GUH

That was a little bit fucking amazing.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
January 28, 2014, 03:16:58 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 28, 2014, 03:14:57 AM
ADGJKDFSGJK

GUH

That was a little bit fucking amazing.

Thanks.  My head is like an amusement park, really.  Only maybe the maintenance hasn't really been done on the rides, and the carnies all died and meth heads stagger around touching themselves.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eater of Clowns

#18
January 28, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
You're in the dark with a bunch if maimed and broken figures and you're the worst thing in there.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
January 28, 2014, 03:56:09 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on January 28, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
You're in the dark with a bunch if maimed and broken figures and you're the worst thing in there.

No, I think I get ripped to bits.  But that's a good idea for a story.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#20
January 28, 2014, 04:20:28 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 28, 2014, 03:16:58 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 28, 2014, 03:14:57 AM
ADGJKDFSGJK

GUH

That was a little bit fucking amazing.

Thanks.  My head is like an amusement park, really.  Only maybe the maintenance hasn't really been done on the rides, and the carnies all died and meth heads stagger around touching themselves.

Last night I dreamed I dropped an antique and it broke.
*slides all the money to DOUR*
You win. Like, x infinity.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
January 28, 2014, 04:23:17 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 28, 2014, 04:20:28 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 28, 2014, 03:16:58 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 28, 2014, 03:14:57 AM
ADGJKDFSGJK

GUH

That was a little bit fucking amazing.

Thanks.  My head is like an amusement park, really.  Only maybe the maintenance hasn't really been done on the rides, and the carnies all died and meth heads stagger around touching themselves.

Last night I dreamed I dropped an antique and it broke.
*slides all the money to DOUR*
You win. Like, x infinity.

I had a nightmare in Germany, about getting drunk in a beer garden and pissing all over the carpet.  You know, one of those drunks where you surface for just a minute RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING TO SHAME YOURSELF.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
January 28, 2014, 04:54:23 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 28, 2014, 04:23:17 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 28, 2014, 04:20:28 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 28, 2014, 03:16:58 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 28, 2014, 03:14:57 AM
ADGJKDFSGJK

GUH

That was a little bit fucking pretty commonplace.

Thanks.  My head is like an amusement park, really.  Only maybe the maintenance hasn't really been done on the rides, and the carnies all died and meth heads stagger around touching themselves.

Last night I dreamed I dropped an antique and it broke.
*slides all the money to DOUR*
You win. Like, x infinity.

I had a nightmare in Germany, about getting drunk in a beer garden and pissing all over the carpet.  You know, one of those drunks where you surface for just a minute RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING TO SHAME YOURSELF.

As an incredibly happy drunk, I don't think I've had that particular moment. No, instead I've had those moments where I review the night before and go, Ohhhh my god, did I really SAY that? Why did I SAY that? And then I have to gently dissuade someone I was really enthusiastic about from thinking I am their soulmate.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
January 28, 2014, 04:55:54 AM
Not because I said I was their soulmate, but because I was REALLY ENCOURAGING. I go into a mode where I am all YOU'RE AWESOME! EVERYTHING IS AWESOME! LET'S BURN THINGS!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#24
January 28, 2014, 05:07:03 AM
"LET'S BURN THINGS!" is actually a pretty good line. People are strange. :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#25
January 28, 2014, 05:26:07 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 28, 2014, 05:07:03 AM
"LET'S BURN THINGS!" is actually a pretty good line. People are strange. :lulz:

It's kind of my default line for when I get uncomfortable.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

East Coast Hustle

#26
January 28, 2014, 08:19:02 AM
This was killer. Crispus Attucks doesn't get nearly enough play.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

EK WAFFLR

#27
January 28, 2014, 10:29:15 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 28, 2014, 03:16:58 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 28, 2014, 03:14:57 AM
ADGJKDFSGJK

GUH

That was a little bit fucking amazing.

Thanks.  My head is like an amusement park, really.  Only maybe the maintenance hasn't really been done on the rides, and the carnies all died and meth heads stagger around touching themselves.

First thing that came to mind.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#28
January 28, 2014, 05:36:39 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 28, 2014, 04:54:23 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 28, 2014, 04:23:17 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on January 28, 2014, 04:20:28 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on January 28, 2014, 03:16:58 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Velveteen Skinmeat Snacks on January 28, 2014, 03:14:57 AM
ADGJKDFSGJK

GUH

That was a little bit fucking pretty commonplace.

Thanks.  My head is like an amusement park, really.  Only maybe the maintenance hasn't really been done on the rides, and the carnies all died and meth heads stagger around touching themselves.

Last night I dreamed I dropped an antique and it broke.
*slides all the money to DOUR*
You win. Like, x infinity.

I had a nightmare in Germany, about getting drunk in a beer garden and pissing all over the carpet.  You know, one of those drunks where you surface for just a minute RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING TO SHAME YOURSELF.

As an incredibly happy drunk, I don't think I've had that particular moment. No, instead I've had those moments where I review the night before and go, Ohhhh my god, did I really SAY that? Why did I SAY that? And then I have to gently dissuade someone I was really enthusiastic about from thinking I am their soulmate.

Same exact thing, except you realize it as it happens.  You just can't do anything about it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
January 28, 2014, 05:37:19 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on January 28, 2014, 08:19:02 AM
This was killer. Crispus Attucks doesn't get nearly enough play.

Thanks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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