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Started by Salty, February 02, 2014, 03:49:04 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#1125
March 05, 2014, 01:43:11 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on March 05, 2014, 01:25:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2014, 01:18:06 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on March 05, 2014, 01:05:06 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 11:20:07 PM
UNNNNGH my philosophy professor is explaining cognitive dissonance using a COMPLETELY WRONG DEFINITION WTF.

I'll trade you BABS for that guy.

NO THANKS!  :lulz:

I had to try.  :lulz:
Roger? Are you still mad at your boss? Want to REALLY ruin his life?

SEND BABS STOP  DO NOT EXPECT HER BACK STOP MIKE NEEDS SOME LOVING STOP.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1126
March 05, 2014, 01:44:55 AM
I think I'm coming down with another cold, and this makes me sad.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1127
March 05, 2014, 01:48:24 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2014, 01:44:55 AM
I think I'm coming down with another cold, and this makes me sad.

That's God punishing you again.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1128
March 05, 2014, 02:03:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 01:48:24 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2014, 01:44:55 AM
I think I'm coming down with another cold, and this makes me sad.

That's God punishing you again.

Why is God such a jerk?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1129
March 05, 2014, 02:06:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2014, 02:03:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 01:48:24 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2014, 01:44:55 AM
I think I'm coming down with another cold, and this makes me sad.

That's God punishing you again.

Why is God such a jerk?

He made too many zombie flicks in the bronze age.

No joke.  Read Ezekiel, chapter 37, first 10 verses or so.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1130
March 05, 2014, 03:16:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 02:06:08 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2014, 02:03:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 01:48:24 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2014, 01:44:55 AM
I think I'm coming down with another cold, and this makes me sad.

That's God punishing you again.

Why is God such a jerk?

He made too many zombie flicks in the bronze age.

No joke.  Read Ezekiel, chapter 37, first 10 verses or so.

Dude is SUCH a one-trick pony. He needs to go on sabbatical or something, refresh his creativity. Maybe collaborate with some dead authors.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1131
March 05, 2014, 03:30:02 AM
I am taking my philosophy test and he uses the same wrong definition of "cognitive dissonance" in the test.

My rage gland is leaking, knowing that this buttbean is churning out 40-80 students PER TERM who will be walking around my planet thinking that cognitive dissonance is a coping mechanism.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1132
March 05, 2014, 03:34:14 AM
You know what? This entire chapter is based in psychological concepts, and this guy can't write a test for shit.

I'm sure he's very nice.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1133
March 05, 2014, 03:38:29 AM
I am at this point just going to go ahead and assume that philosophy and psychology just have unique vocabularies that happen to share many of the same words for totally different definitions. I think it will make the rest of the term easier on me.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#1134
March 05, 2014, 03:46:57 AM
My Marketing Principles work last week included cognitive dissonance to mean:

When you think you will only spend so much on a car, end up paying way more than your principles allow, and think about this while driving it home.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1135
March 05, 2014, 03:54:42 AM
Dude, seriously:

QuoteJosé is a child who has always believed in Santa Claus. Upon being told that Santa Claus does not exist, which of the following is he LEAST LIKELY to do?
   
Find out more information from people who do not believe in Santa Claus.

Look for evidence that would confirm that Santa Claus exists.
   
Look over all his old books about Santa Claus.
   
Not listen to anyone who claims that Santa Claus does not exist.


"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1136
March 05, 2014, 03:56:01 AM
Quote from: Alty on March 05, 2014, 03:46:57 AM
My Marketing Principles work last week included cognitive dissonance to mean:

When you think you will only spend so much on a car, end up paying way more than your principles allow, and think about this while driving it home.

That is significantly better than the way this guy is using the term, which is as a rationalizing tool to minimize discomfort, which is literally the opposite of the definition.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Ben Shapiro

#1137
March 05, 2014, 04:49:54 AM
I'm up to two hours of cardio on the ski machine at the gym with max incline, and resistance. I burn 1550 calories per hour. My shoulders are getting more defined, and I can now do 5 reps on that dip machine with the max weight on it. I was only able to do 3 reps 5 months ago, and I haven't been doing any sort of weight lifting at all just cardio on the ski machine.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1138
March 05, 2014, 05:14:29 AM
You burn as many calories in an hour as I eat in a day! That's incredible.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#1139
March 05, 2014, 05:18:18 AM
Fucking finally! A real god damned break!

Just snagged a renter on CL who wants to pay me six months rent upfront AND THEN make regular monthly payments. She has buttload of clients and works 7 days a week.

I am not screwed at all now!

:noodledance:

I can buy a van that isn't a piece of shit AND eat food for the forseeable future!
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.
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