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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1110
March 04, 2014, 10:48:20 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 10:29:16 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 09:54:40 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 04, 2014, 09:36:25 PM
I went to my regular Portuguese bakery today to get a malasada on this, the traditional day of using the last of the sugar and lard before Lent. They did not have them. Instead, I had to go into the Portuguese bakery that I usually walk past in order to get to my regular Portuguese bakery. Failing that, I could go to the third Portuguese bakery within two blocks of my apartment.

My neighborhood is ridiculous.  :lulz:

That sounds awesome!

My housemate is half Partagee. And half Samoan.

WHAT IS THE LAW?

WE DON'T HONK THE CAR HORN WHEN NIGEL'S ROOMIE IS AROUND.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Dude's a badass. He had an abscessed tooth last week, so he lanced it. :horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Faust

#1111
March 04, 2014, 11:04:26 PM
My housemates chose this weekend to host some awful warhammer thing that has loads of people over, dominates the whole downstairs and takes the whole day.

What's worse is they hadn't even mentioned it to me and wouldn't have only that I heard them talking about it in passing.

I really needed this weekend to be quiet, I've been sick as a dog since December with my chest and throat. I haven't had a weekend to myself for three weeks where I haven't needed to travel and its going to be the only one until the end of march that I'll be at home.

It shouldn't bother me as much as it is. I just feel like I'm going to fall over dead in my tracks if I don't get some peace and quiet soon.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1112
March 04, 2014, 11:09:04 PM
Quote from: Faust on March 04, 2014, 11:04:26 PM
My housemates chose this weekend to host some awful warhammer thing that has loads of people over, dominates the whole downstairs and takes the whole day.

What's worse is they hadn't even mentioned it to me and wouldn't have only that I heard them talking about it in passing.

I really needed this weekend to be quiet, I've been sick as a dog since December with my chest and throat. I haven't had a weekend to myself for three weeks where I haven't needed to travel and its going to be the only one until the end of march that I'll be at home.

It shouldn't bother me as much as it is. I just feel like I'm going to fall over dead in my tracks if I don't get some peace and quiet soon.

SHIT IN THEIR MILK.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1113
March 04, 2014, 11:09:37 PM
No.

Touch their models without asking.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1114
March 04, 2014, 11:10:24 PM
Hey...WAIT JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE.

"Peace and quiet"?  In Ireland?

So, that's what...Less than 3 parcel bombs in a week?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Faust

#1115
March 04, 2014, 11:12:43 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 11:09:04 PM

SHIT IN THEIR MILK.
I'm not shitting in gone off milk.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 11:09:37 PM
No.

Touch their models without asking.
Pick them up and put them down in completely different spots. Fuck that, there is nowhere comfortable to sit in this house without that plastic shit all over the room, touch with a blowtorch is what they need.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Faust

#1116
March 04, 2014, 11:13:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 04, 2014, 11:10:24 PM
Hey...WAIT JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE.

"Peace and quiet"?  In Ireland?

So, that's what...Less than 3 parcel bombs in a week?

We keep that to one area, northern Ireland. We keep the shootings in north dublin. It's a good arrangement and works out well for us.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1117
March 04, 2014, 11:17:24 PM
I'm trying very hard not to Nigel the fuck out of this chick who is being gratuitously mean to my girl housemate, who is a really sweet person who does not deserve this shit. But apparently she's the female half of the couple who bought their RV, and they're still making payments so I better sit on my hands.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1118
March 04, 2014, 11:18:31 PM
Quote from: Faust on March 04, 2014, 11:12:43 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 11:09:04 PM

SHIT IN THEIR MILK.
I'm not shitting in gone off milk.


I have no idea why, but that made me chortle loudly.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1119
March 04, 2014, 11:20:07 PM
UNNNNGH my philosophy professor is explaining cognitive dissonance using a COMPLETELY WRONG DEFINITION WTF.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

minuspace

#1120
March 05, 2014, 12:59:49 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 11:20:07 PM
UNNNNGH my philosophy professor is explaining cognitive dissonance using a COMPLETELY WRONG DEFINITION WTF.
That's what we like to call a "teachable moment" :lulz:

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1121
March 05, 2014, 01:02:40 AM
I've taken a day job (which is actually going to be a night job, by the end of this week). It's said that fortune telling is a busy gig in "uncertain times", but what I've noticed is that in "uncertain times" every idiot and their mother starts telling fortunes. So I pretty much had a choice of going to work or sleeping in my daughter's truck.

I'm at a place called Continental and they make the computer parts for cars. It's easier than it sounds, I'm sure little kids in China do the same thing (for a lot less). The upside is that it's $10.90 an hour (which is kind of a shitty wage but surreal good for Seguin). The bad part is that the shifts are 12 hours and I get to stand up the whole time on my fucked up Steven Tyler feet. These last couple of weeks have been training and orientation, so while I was out on the floor some, there were also days that we sat all day and listened to shit.

Today we had a...I don't know what it was. It was named Babs. She said things like "A REEL IS ROUND AND IT HAS A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE!" and "IF OUR PRODUCTS FAIL, WE'RE LIABLE! CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT "LIABLE" MEANS?"

If you looked down, she accused you of sleeping and threatened to make you stand up. She pronounced "Tianjin" "Tanjin" and made a freudian slip that "CORPORATIONS ARE USING LABOR IN LOW CLASS - I MEAN LOW COST! - COUNTRIES LIKE MEXICO AND CHINA." Then she told us about some mythical Union guy in North Carolina who wouldn't negotiate and caused a whole plant to shut down causing thousands of people to lose their jobs. Oh, and "frivolous lawsuits", with that evil opportunistic McDonald's coffee lady (who actually WAS severely burned) as an example. And how corporations shouldn't have their taxes raised (but it's OK to make people take unpaid weeks off, if that's what it takes to keep the company afloat).

I'm only surprised she didn't tell us about Jesus and how he sends blizzards to places where people are "going to do something gay".

I won't be working with her, but she's around that plant somewhere. And she's a marked woman.

How was YOUR day?

AIIIIIEEEEEEE, what have I missed?

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1122
March 05, 2014, 01:05:06 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 11:20:07 PM
UNNNNGH my philosophy professor is explaining cognitive dissonance using a COMPLETELY WRONG DEFINITION WTF.

I'll trade you BABS for that guy.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1123
March 05, 2014, 01:18:06 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on March 05, 2014, 01:05:06 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 11:20:07 PM
UNNNNGH my philosophy professor is explaining cognitive dissonance using a COMPLETELY WRONG DEFINITION WTF.

I'll trade you BABS for that guy.

NO THANKS!  :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1124
March 05, 2014, 01:25:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2014, 01:18:06 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on March 05, 2014, 01:05:06 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 11:20:07 PM
UNNNNGH my philosophy professor is explaining cognitive dissonance using a COMPLETELY WRONG DEFINITION WTF.

I'll trade you BABS for that guy.

NO THANKS!  :lulz:

I had to try.  :lulz:
Roger? Are you still mad at your boss? Want to REALLY ruin his life?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division
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