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My chief electrician had a microstroke today.

He has already recovered his eyesight, no other symptoms, but he has loads of tests and treatment ahead of him.  I won't see him back on the job for MINIMUM 2 weeks.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2014, 09:32:33 PM
My chief electrician had a microstroke today.

He has already recovered his eyesight, no other symptoms, but he has loads of tests and treatment ahead of him.  I won't see him back on the job for MINIMUM 2 weeks.

Well, that sucks ass. :(
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Everyone's sick, and I'm stuck at home. I should be studying but I feel burned out, so here I am. I'll try not to be too cranky.

I got some good news today though;

1. I got 96% on my last chemistry midterm.

2. My lab partner won't be in for the last lab on Wednesday.

I have a job interview tomorrow, too.

I almost punched one of the guys who sits in my group in bio lab today; he was doing his usual obnoxious taking-over and talking-over-people thing in the back room of the lab, and he was interfering with me getting some info from another guy (who I like and respect and would like to work with), and then when I walked away he FOLLOWED ME and proceeded to hover over my shoulder and try to tell me how I should fill out MY lab worksheet.

I'm not working with this asshole next term, I don't care what I have to do to get rid of him. The rest of the people in my lab group are fine, I worked with the woman who hates plants last term and she's awesome, redheaded quiet kid is really nice and just sort of does his own thing, the other kid is perpetually confused and probably failing the class but other than periodically asking befuddled questions about really basic things he's not a problem, but THIS ONE BOSSY NOT-TOTALLY-COMPETENT GUY WITH BAD BREATH I am not working with again.

My fuse is short. He's lucky he didn't end up with a clipboard up his ass.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Suu on March 10, 2014, 04:51:50 PM
USF rejected my graduate application this morning, and UNH advanced mine from department review to final graduate school review. My stress levels...holy fuck.

Meanwhile, D-Cup got into fucking Harvard.

Pass on my congratulations to her!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 01:17:03 AM
Everyone's sick, and I'm stuck at home. I should be studying but I feel burned out, so here I am. I'll try not to be too cranky.

I got some good news today though;

1. I got 96% on my last chemistry midterm.

2. My lab partner won't be in for the last lab on Wednesday.

I have a job interview tomorrow, too.

I almost punched one of the guys who sits in my group in bio lab today; he was doing his usual obnoxious taking-over and talking-over-people thing in the back room of the lab, and he was interfering with me getting some info from another guy (who I like and respect and would like to work with), and then when I walked away he FOLLOWED ME and proceeded to hover over my shoulder and try to tell me how I should fill out MY lab worksheet.

I'm not working with this asshole next term, I don't care what I have to do to get rid of him. The rest of the people in my lab group are fine, I worked with the woman who hates plants last term and she's awesome, redheaded quiet kid is really nice and just sort of does his own thing, the other kid is perpetually confused and probably failing the class but other than periodically asking befuddled questions about really basic things he's not a problem, but THIS ONE BOSSY NOT-TOTALLY-COMPETENT GUY WITH BAD BREATH I am not working with again.

My fuse is short. He's lucky he didn't end up with a clipboard up his ass.

1.  WOO WOO!

2.  Chemistry class.  Asshole to be rid of.  There has to be a solution here, but what?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 01:02:48 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2014, 09:32:33 PM
My chief electrician had a microstroke today.

He has already recovered his eyesight, no other symptoms, but he has loads of tests and treatment ahead of him.  I won't see him back on the job for MINIMUM 2 weeks.

Well, that sucks ass. :(

He's only 61.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Remember the Good Old days, when people would say "What took him so long?"  Now it's ONLY 61.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2014, 01:27:43 AM
Remember the Good Old days, when people would say "What took him so long?"  Now it's ONLY 61.

That's...a fucked up perspective.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 12:45:47 AM
Quote from: The Suu on March 10, 2014, 07:23:29 PM
I GOT INTO UNH!!!!!!!

Good job! Congratulations!

Thanks! And I'll pass on the word to D-Cup, as well.

I was glowering at the UNH interface today when I saw my application status had been changed. After URI "we'd rather just take cash money first" and USF "You're awesome, but we ran out of space" sad trombone moments, watching my application at one school go from, "Waiting on final thumbs up" to "admitted to program" I nearly fell off my couch.

Now I just need to wait on the word for funding. It's notoriously not a cheap state school and I have to pay out-of-state/New England Regional tuition for the first year since they require a 12 month residency in New Hampshire for in-state tuition.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2014, 01:27:43 AM
Remember the Good Old days, when people would say "What took him so long?"  Now it's ONLY 61.

Well that's like, YOUNG. He still has at least a third of  his life ahead of him!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 11, 2014, 01:26:45 AM
Quote from: Tom on March 11, 2014, 01:17:03 AM
Everyone's sick, and I'm stuck at home. I should be studying but I feel burned out, so here I am. I'll try not to be too cranky.

I got some good news today though;

1. I got 96% on my last chemistry midterm.

2. My lab partner won't be in for the last lab on Wednesday.

I have a job interview tomorrow, too.

I almost punched one of the guys who sits in my group in bio lab today; he was doing his usual obnoxious taking-over and talking-over-people thing in the back room of the lab, and he was interfering with me getting some info from another guy (who I like and respect and would like to work with), and then when I walked away he FOLLOWED ME and proceeded to hover over my shoulder and try to tell me how I should fill out MY lab worksheet.

I'm not working with this asshole next term, I don't care what I have to do to get rid of him. The rest of the people in my lab group are fine, I worked with the woman who hates plants last term and she's awesome, redheaded quiet kid is really nice and just sort of does his own thing, the other kid is perpetually confused and probably failing the class but other than periodically asking befuddled questions about really basic things he's not a problem, but THIS ONE BOSSY NOT-TOTALLY-COMPETENT GUY WITH BAD BREATH I am not working with again.

My fuse is short. He's lucky he didn't end up with a clipboard up his ass.

1.  WOO WOO!

2.  Chemistry class.  Asshole to be rid of.  There has to be a solution here, but what?

The asshole is in biology.

Buuuuut that doesn't limit the possibilities too much, I don't think.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."