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Reginald Ret

#1245
March 08, 2014, 08:07:06 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 08, 2014, 07:37:49 AM
Bleh, 12 hour shift over.  I don't feel half as tired as I did 4 hours ago...I'm going to blame adrenaline, from riding back.  I probably should really get some sleep though...
12 hour days do weird things to my head and energy as well. I noticed everybody at work gets a lot sillier in the last 2 hours of a long day.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1246
March 08, 2014, 02:41:01 PM
I got kinda drunk and ripped on some poor schmuck in TDS for posting some bullshit about how "Dogs are GMO". He then said it was something he came up with in zoology class, and then went on to claim that he has a biology degree.  :lol:

A. Nope.

and

B. Equivocation really gets my goat. The whole "Well, selective breeding and hybridization and evolution modifies genes, therefore everything on earth is a genetically modified organism!" is such a giant stinky package of wilfully wrong thinking I can't even.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1247
March 08, 2014, 02:42:00 PM
"I'm just going to pretend this other meaning doesn't exist, because it's not the meaning that supports the piece of smug asininity that's flying out of my stupid mouth".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cain

#1248
March 08, 2014, 03:17:59 PM
Quote from: :regret: on March 08, 2014, 08:07:06 AM
Quote from: Cain on March 08, 2014, 07:37:49 AM
Bleh, 12 hour shift over.  I don't feel half as tired as I did 4 hours ago...I'm going to blame adrenaline, from riding back.  I probably should really get some sleep though...
12 hour days do weird things to my head and energy as well. I noticed everybody at work gets a lot sillier in the last 2 hours of a long day.

Yeah, when it's overnight, that doesn't help either.  Fortunately, the last 2 hours are pretty quiet, but the hours between 3-5am are pretty hard.  I was tempted as fuck to go to sleep during my break, and I only got up at 4pm yesterday.

Suu

#1249
March 08, 2014, 03:26:00 PM
Unexpected and unscheduled deployment with another submarine happening this summer. Nothing like spending a few grand on vacation because you're planning on not going anywhere for a year and a half, and then the Navy changing their mind.

I'm livid, and there's not a fucking thing I can do but BE livid. It's not 100% yet, but it's close enough to where I need to start making alternate plans.
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"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1250
March 08, 2014, 04:13:48 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on March 08, 2014, 04:26:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 08, 2014, 04:14:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 10:29:01 PM
On the other hand, the 17th...

You ever see movies, where there's a corporate heavy who shows up and causes all manner of trouble?

That's me, a week from Monday. I am going to Ohio to deliver threats of Doom to the manufacturer of the jet mill that's been causing us so much trouble.  And while I know that I will be shot by the hero or eaten by an alien before it's all over, I shall enjoy my status as The Villain until that occurs.

Correction:  Hannover, MA, not Ohio.  Easy mistake, anyone could have done it.  :lulz:

FUCKS SAKE THAT PUTS ME IN THE BLAST ZONE

muhaha

Taking a few days off, too.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1251
March 08, 2014, 04:14:25 PM
Quote from: The Suu on March 08, 2014, 03:26:00 PM
Unexpected and unscheduled deployment with another submarine happening this summer. Nothing like spending a few grand on vacation because you're planning on not going anywhere for a year and a half, and then the Navy changing their mind.

I'm livid, and there's not a fucking thing I can do but BE livid. It's not 100% yet, but it's close enough to where I need to start making alternate plans.

Get used to it.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1252
March 08, 2014, 05:59:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 05, 2014, 01:43:11 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on March 05, 2014, 01:25:56 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2014, 01:18:06 AM
Quote from: Tiddleywomp Cockletit on March 05, 2014, 01:05:06 AM
Quote from: Nigel on March 04, 2014, 11:20:07 PM
UNNNNGH my philosophy professor is explaining cognitive dissonance using a COMPLETELY WRONG DEFINITION WTF.

I'll trade you BABS for that guy.

NO THANKS!  :lulz:

I had to try.  :lulz:
Roger? Are you still mad at your boss? Want to REALLY ruin his life?

SEND BABS STOP  DO NOT EXPECT HER BACK STOP MIKE NEEDS SOME LOVING STOP.

SOITINLY!  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
:regret:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1253
March 08, 2014, 06:01:26 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 05, 2014, 03:30:02 AM
I am taking my philosophy test and he uses the same wrong definition of "cognitive dissonance" in the test.

My rage gland is leaking, knowing that this buttbean is churning out 40-80 students PER TERM who will be walking around my planet thinking that cognitive dissonance is a coping mechanism.

WUT

:ffs:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Ben Shapiro

#1254
March 08, 2014, 08:57:37 PM

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1255
March 08, 2014, 09:58:14 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Luna

#1256
March 08, 2014, 10:22:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 08, 2014, 04:14:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 10:29:01 PM
On the other hand, the 17th...

You ever see movies, where there's a corporate heavy who shows up and causes all manner of trouble?

That's me, a week from Monday. I am going to Ohio to deliver threats of Doom to the manufacturer of the jet mill that's been causing us so much trouble.  And while I know that I will be shot by the hero or eaten by an alien before it's all over, I shall enjoy my status as The Villain until that occurs.

Correction:  Hannover, MA, not Ohio.  Easy mistake, anyone could have done it.  :lulz:

Waitaminute, you're gonna be WHERE? 

Call with schedule.  :)
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1257
March 09, 2014, 02:20:10 AM
Another cowboy asked me out.

All of Portland is full of guitars, and all I want is an accordion.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#1258
March 09, 2014, 03:40:47 AM
Quote from: Luna on March 08, 2014, 10:22:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 08, 2014, 04:14:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 10:29:01 PM
On the other hand, the 17th...

You ever see movies, where there's a corporate heavy who shows up and causes all manner of trouble?

That's me, a week from Monday. I am going to Ohio to deliver threats of Doom to the manufacturer of the jet mill that's been causing us so much trouble.  And while I know that I will be shot by the hero or eaten by an alien before it's all over, I shall enjoy my status as The Villain until that occurs.

Correction:  Hannover, MA, not Ohio.  Easy mistake, anyone could have done it.  :lulz:

Waitaminute, you're gonna be WHERE? 

Call with schedule.  :)

Flying out on the 16th or 17th, probably the 17th.  I expect the business end of the trip will take 2-3 days, and I'm gonna tack some vacation on the end, will probably be in town until the 22nd or 23rd.

I have no idea where I'm flying in, but I'll be flying back out of TF Green.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Red

#1259
March 09, 2014, 06:24:43 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 09, 2014, 03:40:47 AM
Quote from: Luna on March 08, 2014, 10:22:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 08, 2014, 04:14:28 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 10:29:01 PM
On the other hand, the 17th...

You ever see movies, where there's a corporate heavy who shows up and causes all manner of trouble?

That's me, a week from Monday. I am going to Ohio to deliver threats of Doom to the manufacturer of the jet mill that's been causing us so much trouble.  And while I know that I will be shot by the hero or eaten by an alien before it's all over, I shall enjoy my status as The Villain until that occurs.

Correction:  Hannover, MA, not Ohio.  Easy mistake, anyone could have done it.  :lulz:

Waitaminute, you're gonna be WHERE? 

Call with schedule.  :)

Flying out on the 16th or 17th, probably the 17th.  I expect the business end of the trip will take 2-3 days, and I'm gonna tack some vacation on the end, will probably be in town until the 22nd or 23rd.

I have no idea where I'm flying in, but I'll be flying back out of TF Green.

Have fun. Get in a few moustache twirls and/or evil laughs for us! Vacation after being evil is the best kind of vacation.
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