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Reginald Ret

#705
February 21, 2014, 11:08:36 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on February 21, 2014, 03:53:15 PM
But yeah I remember the glory days of being an ass polyp, you know, before I had them.

I am extraordinarily grateful that they caught this and will continually screen for them, though, since I probably wouldn't have ever been in a situation where they'd look for one until 22 years from now, when the problem would likely be far, far worse.
I'm glad you will be around a bit longer, without the sentient ass cancer constantly interupting your posts.
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Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Cain

#706
February 21, 2014, 11:18:31 PM
Negotiations regrettably only got me a two-part piece on Ukraine, not the five-parter I was hoping for.

Oh well, at least that's my plans for the weekend sorted.

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#707
February 21, 2014, 11:36:25 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 21, 2014, 11:18:31 PM
Negotiations regrettably only got me a two-part piece on Ukraine, not the five-parter I was hoping for.

Oh well, at least that's my plans for the weekend sorted.

That's awesome, congrats on landing it.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#708
February 22, 2014, 01:13:28 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 21, 2014, 11:18:31 PM
Negotiations regrettably only got me a two-part piece on Ukraine, not the five-parter I was hoping for.

Oh well, at least that's my plans for the weekend sorted.

Congrats!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#709
February 22, 2014, 01:17:52 AM
Three homework tasks down, six to go!

We have entered the Interrupting Hour, though, which is the time of day when everyone else is done doing shit and they assume that you are, too. So, productivity grinds to a halting slowdown.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Aucoq

#710
February 22, 2014, 02:38:51 AM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 21, 2014, 11:01:23 AM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 21, 2014, 05:56:15 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 20, 2014, 06:32:55 PM
Just ran into an old member of PD on Facebook (not gonna name names) who was complaining that he didn't like facebook because he doesn't see everything in his feed and it's hard to find old posts.  He suggested that someone build an alternate platform.

I reminded him that he had an alternate platform (here), and he left it for facebook.

He replied that he was too "grown up now" for PD now.

:sad:

I'm 45 fucking years old, and if I ever "get too grown up" for PD, I expect Nigel, LMNO, and ECH to kick me to death for my own good.

:lol: Yeah, that's kind of ridiculous.

I'm convinced that the myth of growing up is something that only the most naive child or borderline retard could ever buy into  :lulz:

I couldn't agree with you more there.   :lol:

Oddly enough, earlier I found a C.S. Lewis quote about just this subject that tickled me pink because I thought I was the only person on earth who holds this opinion.

Quote from: Lewis quoteCritics who treat adult as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.

Quote from: Cain on February 21, 2014, 11:18:31 PM
Negotiations regrettably only got me a two-part piece on Ukraine, not the five-parter I was hoping for.

Oh well, at least that's my plans for the weekend sorted.

Congratulations!
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The Good Reverend Roger

#711
February 22, 2014, 06:29:46 AM
And bourbon.

Lovely, lovely bourbon.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#712
February 22, 2014, 08:19:00 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 22, 2014, 06:29:46 AM
And bourbon.

Lovely, lovely bourbon.

Oh FUCK yeah!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#713
February 22, 2014, 08:21:50 AM
Quote from: Gelos on February 22, 2014, 02:38:51 AM

Oddly enough, earlier I found a C.S. Lewis quote about just this subject that tickled me pink because I thought I was the only person on earth who holds this opinion.

Quote from: Lewis quoteCritics who treat adult as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.

That is an excellent quote.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

EK WAFFLR

#714
February 22, 2014, 01:22:01 PM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#715
February 22, 2014, 04:45:07 PM
I'm in a mood today and I'm looking for people who are wrong on the internet.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#716
February 22, 2014, 04:47:57 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#717
February 22, 2014, 04:48:38 PM
My housemate just woke up and came out of his room to me watching that.

Then he walked away.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#718
February 22, 2014, 05:29:52 PM
Quote from: Allfather Waffles on February 22, 2014, 01:22:01 PM
Couldn't find the youtube thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iazNeQb1yvo&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DiazNeQb1yvo&has_verified=1

Hey, that's why they put erasers on pencils, for when you fuck up, like this guy did. No big deal, we all fuck up sometimes, you just erase that shit. I mean, look, big or small, every person on the planet fucks things up badly, and we all acknowledge tbis, which is why you often find, at the end of a pencil, an eraser. For fuck ups, like tbis one.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

#719
February 22, 2014, 06:31:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel's Red Volvulus Skin Sacs on February 22, 2014, 08:19:00 AM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on February 22, 2014, 06:29:46 AM
And bourbon.

Lovely, lovely bourbon.

Oh FUCK yeah!

My head is a rotten log full of angry, loud termites.

My stomach is full of rowdy boll weevils.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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