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Started by Salty, February 02, 2014, 03:49:04 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 24, 2014, 06:26:28 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 24, 2014, 06:25:04 PM
Unnngh, 35 minutes before my midterm.

You could just post this twice a day automatically.

It would still be accurate.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

You might be pleased to know that due to the schedule getting fucked up by snow, both my biology and my chemistry midterms are today, for a change.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

Probably lunch time in the real world.

I meanwhile have the day off, minus the loads of writing and website work I have to do, and just woke up an hour ago.

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

I think I need to stop using "Go to your room" as a punishment. It's an easy trap to fall into when your kid is freaking out and needs to chill and YOU need to chill, but I think it reinforces some bad ideas. Being in your room is bad and undesirable, spending time alone in your own space is only for when you have done something wrong.

Maybe a rug or an uncomfotable chair.

Or a bean bag, yeah a bean bag. That way he doesn't think they are cool. I am going to buy him a punishment bean bag.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Salty

Once he is a teenager will make him read Ayn Rand when he's done something bad, and make it seem like I think it is the coolest thing in the world.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Junkenstein

Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

East Coast Hustle

Quote from: The Suu on February 24, 2014, 04:52:12 PM
There is no reason why flights to Kansas City need to be as much as they are. I mean, it's not like people actually like to go to Kansas City, do they?

And that's why flights there are expensive. The more people go somewhere, the cheaper the flights get.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

EK WAFFLR

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Faust

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 24, 2014, 07:10:59 PM
And then everyone left.   :cry:

Whistle blows > Make dinner > Skype Fiancé > New episode of True Detective > Then Check back to PD.
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Pæs

I had a brief moment this morning after arriving at work and generating my many and varied reports on the current state of our system, the integrity of our data, the probability that everything is on track, collating and combining them into a master document that normally says "unless you fix these seven things, the company may lose millions."

And today it said "Everything is fine."

And I breathed a sigh of relief.

And then a second later realised that, somehow, though I cannot yet determine the specifics, there is a problem with my problem-finder.

It's going to be a busy day.

Richter

This weekend Cainad and I sharpened a LARP, farted on nobility, delivered "ministry", and swore at them over forgetting the faces of their fathers and their basic geometry.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

Quote from: Richter on February 24, 2014, 11:37:48 PM
This weekend Cainad and I sharpened a LARP, farted on nobility, delivered "ministry", and swore at them over forgetting the faces of their fathers and their basic geometry.

Was anyone left alive?
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Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Salty

I am giving up on making salad at home. It's just never going to happen. I'm not a big salad eater anyway, but every time I bring leafy vegetables home they rot before I get the nerve to do something with them. Every damned time.

Even spinach for smoothies, nope.

So, in order to get some kind of leafy intake, I will eat salads when I eat out. This will reduce the cost of the meals I eat out, be more delicious than those I make at home, and no rot.

The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.