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Started by Salty, February 02, 2014, 03:49:04 AM

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EK WAFFLR

#495
February 15, 2014, 12:00:19 PM
Welcome back DOUR! <3
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Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Ben Shapiro

#496
February 15, 2014, 12:14:08 PM
I for one welcome our new and improved raging overlord now with karate chop action, and bi-focals that can peer into the future.

Cain

#497
February 15, 2014, 12:54:22 PM
On the downside, you have missed out on an opportunity to get an eyepatch.

I mean, eyepatches are badass.

Junkenstein

#498
February 15, 2014, 02:11:41 PM
He could still stick one on anyway. Pretty sure you could have a bit of fun by switching sides at random throughout the day.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Cain

#499
February 15, 2014, 02:19:14 PM
Yeah, but it doesn't count unless you're blind in one eye.  People who wear eyepatches with two working eyes are hipster poseurs, or possibly inexperienced pirates.

LMNO

#500
February 15, 2014, 03:21:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 15, 2014, 11:53:23 AM
Today is the day I reacquaint myself with the hellhole that is Afghanistan, for fun and profit.  But mostly profit.


Well, at least you're not alone in that.

The Good Reverend Roger

#501
February 15, 2014, 05:24:48 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 15, 2014, 02:19:14 PM
Yeah, but it doesn't count unless you're blind in one eye.  People who wear eyepatches with two working eyes are hipster poseurs, or possibly inexperienced pirates.

Or Ann Coulter.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#502
February 15, 2014, 06:20:00 PM
Hah, I didn't remember that story.  Surprised if it didn't make the conjunctivitis worse...though it's probably no less than she deserves.  Bacteria born disease is, after all a liberal theory.  God-fearing folk believe in miasmas, and the power of prayer.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#503
February 15, 2014, 08:11:50 PM
I have a conference I'm avoiding this weekend.

With some sense of dread. I really SHOULD go. I just really, really want to stay home and work on chemistry and phylogeny. I have too much to do to go to a goddamn conference.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#504
February 15, 2014, 09:05:03 PM
I am glad you still possess your eyesight, Roger. Should, in any event, you find yourself without it, please feel free to utilize me as your personal transcription service. You can shout into a digital file until it's bursting at the seems and I will do my best to transcribe it into something ordinary humans are able to digest.

Mind you, they likely won't be able to digest it without exploding from both ends for weeks at a time afterward, but such is the price for Wisdom,
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#505
February 16, 2014, 01:28:10 AM
Fair warning: I will probably not be around or available much at all for the rest of the term. I am kind of freaking out.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#506
February 16, 2014, 01:39:24 AM
Advice not needed: deep breaths, remain calm, remember that you're very smart and a good student.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#507
February 16, 2014, 02:14:36 AM
Thank you!

I am strangely unequipped for memorizing enormous nested lists. ENORMOUS. NESTED. LISTS.

I need to come up with a way to communicate this information to my brain in a way that allows my brain to retrieve it. I think maybe one clade at a time. Thinking about it is giving me a stomachache.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#508
February 16, 2014, 02:17:14 AM
Last lab we did protista and fungi. This week we did lichens, bryophyta, hepatophyta, and pterophyta.

And I haven't even STARTED on chemistry homework.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#509
February 16, 2014, 02:18:26 AM
Maybe next term I should just take a couple of yoga classes to bump me up to full-time, and not add physics to this clusterfuck.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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