OPEN BAR: it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again

[Pæs]

In work related news, it looks like I'll move from 40 hour weeks to doing 25 - one full day and the rest arriving at ten, leaving at half two. So, for one, I have time to prepare delicious meals... but also can put more of a focus on picking up new web development tools and leveraging my resources to deliver solutions in that space.

God, too many strategy meetings today.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

Went to my knitting/crochet website and looked at the new groups made. One was "Bitcoin for Crafters". "Everything the knitter and crocheter needs to know about bitcoins." HI-LAIR-E-OUS. There's one thread with three messages. The first one is from the person who made the group raving about how awesome bitcoin is. The other two are messages that say "Hey, did you know the bitcoin site went down?" "Yeah, I heard they went bankrupt."

[Pæs]

Actually, has the "LOLBITCOIN" thread been updated with that Mt Gox failure??

Because. LOLBITCOIN.

[LMNO]

In work related news, it looks like I'll move from 40 hour weeks to doing 25 - one full day and the rest arriving at ten, leaving at half two. So, for one, I have time to prepare delicious meals... but also can put more of a focus on picking up new web development tools and leveraging my resources to deliver solutions in that space.

God, too many strategy meetings today.

They cutting your benefits?

[Pæs]

In work related news, it looks like I'll move from 40 hour weeks to doing 25 - one full day and the rest arriving at ten, leaving at half two. So, for one, I have time to prepare delicious meals... but also can put more of a focus on picking up new web development tools and leveraging my resources to deliver solutions in that space.

God, too many strategy meetings today.

They cutting your benefits?

Nah, we've agreed to trial the new hours by booking unpaid leave when I go home. They'll be locked in with a new contract which I'm still negotiating on.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Some assdouche in the Whole Foods parking lot parked their brand-new douchemobile so close to my car that I almost couldn't get in. They had an entire empty spot on their left, the lot was half empty, but they felt the need to ride the line and park 16 inches from my car.

Appropriate measures were taken.

[LMNO]

Hypothetically, and not saying anything you relate DID happen, but what could have happened to that car?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Well, potentially there could have been some very long deep gauges in the paint all down one side and a glob of mucous in the door handle, hypothetically speaking of course.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Good thing that didn't actually happen for real because cars rust like a motherfucker in this climate.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

That would be such a shame, what with a new car and instarust. If it had happened.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

The sad thing is that if it had happened, the twit probably wouldn't have noticed for weeks.

[Eater of Clowns]

Oh man I just washed my hands and it was so good. I don't know where the compulsion came from but when I was rinsing them off I just put more and more hand soap in them and kept working it into a fine, luxurious lather. Then added more hand soap, pump after pump of it. It had that scent like original Dial, which always reminds me of my memere's place because she was the only person that used it when I was a kid.

Weirdest fucking experience. Best hand wash of my life.   

[Salty]

A friend of mine, pretty much my only one in town ATM, tried to kill himself.

I'm feeling pretty overwhelmed myself. Gave notice to my landlord, have to hunt for a new place. And my Groupon is finally fucking over except a few stragglers.

Now to rebuild my business, hopefully. I remain optimistic, but I need to get out into the woods or something.

Thank christ for that cheap clinic, hopefully it comes out clear, but that thing on my back looks awfully un-mole like.

[Eater of Clowns]

Fuck's sake, Alty, I'm sorry. I take it your friend came out of it alive, at least?

[Pæs]

Oh man I just washed my hands and it was so good. I don't know where the compulsion came from but when I was rinsing them off I just put more and more hand soap in them and kept working it into a fine, luxurious lather. Then added more hand soap, pump after pump of it. It had that scent like original Dial, which always reminds me of my memere's place because she was the only person that used it when I was a kid.

Weirdest fucking experience. Best hand wash of my life.   

Did you go the whole way up your forearms?

Oh boy, when you get elbow-deep in lather... bliss.